Kyoraku: YES
PRETTY PLEASE,
MY SWEET, SWEET
NANAO-CHAN!
Nanao: A simple
“yes, please"
would have
sufficed, captain!
Kyoraku: That
wouldn’t have
expressed the full
extent of my
feelings, Nanao-
chan!
Nanao:
«muttering»
Drama queen.
Iba: Yes!! If Nanao
and I date, then
the men’s and
women’s soul
reaper
associations will
unite! Then maybe
the MSRA will
FINALLY get
respect!
Ukitake:
«cheerfully» But
probably we
won’t!
Isane: Lieutenant
Ise is really pretty.
I wish I were that
pretty.
Lisa: Is she? I
mean, I haven’t
seen her for a
hundred years, so
I wouldn’t know.
It’s a little weird
that 당신 still ship
us, fans.
Nanao: 당신 read
manga. You
should know
about fans.
Lisa: I do. They’re
weird.
Ikkaku: The
woman *never*
fights. That’s a
deal breaker for
me.
Yumichika: Yes,
but her hair is
*always* perfect!
Hitsugaya: Maybe
she doesn’t fight
because she stays
behind to run
things in Soul
Society while the
rest of us are
gone!
Hinamori:
Hitsugaya-kun,
*you’re* shipped
with Nanao?
Hitsugaya: N-no,
of course not! I
just have to stand
up for those who
actually do work!
Nanao: «dryly» I
appreciate it,
captain.
Ishida: Look, just
because
Lieutenant Ise and
I are kinda…
similar in our
appearances and
we’re both smart
and we both get
irritated by
stupidity, doesn’t
mean we’re a
good match!
Ichigo: Don’t be
modest, Ishida!
You’re like a male
version of Nanao.
Ishida: I AM NOT!
Chad: I know she
wanted to kill me,
and she intended
to kill me, but she
still didn’t kill me.
This could work.
Hisagi: I have
always kinda liked
the sexy librarian
look.
Nanao: How am I
a librarian?
Hisagi: 당신 have…
glasses?
Nanao:
«facepalm»
Matsumoto:
Nanao and I do
need to hang out
more! I can help
her feel less self-
conscious about
her tiny breasts!
Nanao: S-shut up!
Rukia: Yeah!
Nanao’s boobs are
normal-sized!
Orihime: And
probably much
easier to handle.
Renji: Heh.
“Handle."
Nanao: CAN WE
PLEASE ALL STOP
TALKING ABOUT
MY BREASTS
NOW?!
Nanao: …
Nanao: I’m going
back to my squad.
Kyoraku:
NANAOOOO-
CHAN!
Nanao: «sighs»