I know it’s been a while since I updated but I got a request from BethBass asking me to do so, and I don’t like to let my 팬 down, so here 당신 are, BethBass, this one’s dedicated to you.

Last episode Ed and Leighton were caught having sex in the bathroom at their housewarming party and were about to jet off to Dubai… what happens now?

Ed and Leighton had been in Dubai for a week already and had been enjoying all the sights, plus the penthouse Ed had booked as a surprise for her.

The room was amazing, king size bed, plasma TV and plush sofas that 당신 could just sink in to, plus a mirror...

Episode 1: Back to the Bass

GG: Yes. It's that time of 년 again, When Gossip Girl goes crazy for gossip like she isn't always but yes it's Gossip Girl's birthday, but 당신 know the only thing I want is a juicy story on one of our elite...Anyone wanna make Gossip Girl's dreams come true ?

At School.
Serena and Blair are sitting in the courtyard eating lunch.

S: So What happened the other night at Victrola
B: Nothing (looks down)
S: B?
B: Nothing I swear
S: (looks at Blair waiting for an answer)
B: If I give 당신 Chuck Bass, A tone of booze and a Whore joint namly Victrola, draw your own conclusion S...

All the Chair 인용구 from season 1. :) Because we 사랑 them. Can 당신 pick just one? ;)



Episode 1.02 - The Wild Brunch

Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck: Yes, I am, so why be shy?


Episode 1.03 - Poison Ivy

Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why 당신 called.
Blair: 당신 know me well.

Chuck: Admit it, even for me, this is good.
Blair: If 당신 weren't such a perv, i'm sure the CIA would hire 당신 in a second.
Chuck: Defending my country? There's a future I never imagined.
Blair: With good reason.

Chuck: It's a facility for the...

01. GAMES


I mean, obviously. Chuck/Blair has been a near-constant battle. Games were part of the foundation of their relationship ("You and I bonded over a mutual 사랑 of scheming"), games were part of their undoing. Season 2 is inundated with dialogue about games and stakes, winning and losing. Games + Chuck and Blair's king and 퀸 pretensions = every chess and war cliche reference in the history of ever.

Also obviously, games aren't the point. S2's sabotage, schemes, wagers, and ~seductions are just a way for Chuck and Blair to channel their feelings for each other into a safer type of...

All credit goes to cosmiclovecb!



Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we tuned in this week for yet another episode of “Inside” meets “The Chuck Bass/Maury Povitch Crossover Show.” The episode had it’s ups–Nate appearing to give not just one, but two fucks about his best friend again– and lows–anytime Claire and Dylan conversed pretentiously on our screens. Which was a lot.



Basically, Dan and Blair threw a boring party and were boring hosts with their boring relationship, continuing to bring out the boring worst in each other with their boring breakup looming. There has to be a reason...