enjoy the new episode of my chuck and blair re-write's.
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GG: gossip girl here ready to spread any gossip of the beautiful couple carter and serena. officially dating a week. i heard that serena hasnt spoken to blair 또는 chuck in the meantime when she found out of their horrible plan to 스플릿, 분할 them up. nate has also avoided them as he thinks they used him in their plan. tut tut B and C how do 당신 live with yourselves.
(Van der 베이스 apartment)
Blair and chuck are sitting in the living room and serena hasnt left her room. blair feels guilty but still thinks she had done the right thing and chuck thinks she is over reacting. eric is caught in the middle of chuck and serena because they wont talk to each other. he wont choose sides because serena is his sister but chuck is his step-brother and they became even closer after lily adopted him.
B(Blair): what if she doesnt talk to me again?
C(Chuck): dont worry this will blow over just like everything else does.
B: she hasnt talked to me since she found out.
C: look just dont worry about it.
B: i have to she's my bestfriend.
C: what did i say to 당신 before we put our plan in progress?
B: i dont know.
C: i told 당신 that 당신 have both done horrible things and 당신 always get through them. dont worry about this it will be the same.
B: i just want to forget it ever happened but she wont even talk to me and let me explain.
C: what happened when she found out?
B: nothing she wouldnt even speak to me then. she heard 당신 and me on the phone i tried to talk to her but she just kept walking away from me and ignoring everything i said.
C: 당신 and her can gt through this i assure you. she's being over dramatic and in a couple of days you'll be the best of friends.
(Eric enters)
B: eric have 당신 talked to serena lately.
E: yes but...
B: what did she say?
E: she's still not any happier with 당신 two but i need to...
B: i told 당신 chuck she's never going to speak to me again.
E: BLAIR!
B: what?
E: 당신 two were right about carter baizen not changing.
C: what do 당신 mean?
E: i seen him talking to another girl i didnt find is suspicious until...(Stops talking)
C: until what eric?
B: what do 당신 know about carter?
E:(Takes out his phone and shows a picture) until i seen him 키싱 her.
B: that vile, disgusting dickhead. send me that picture.
E: blair do not send this to gossip girl.
B: im not going to send this to gossip girl but i want my own evidence when i find out what im going to do to that manwhore.
C:(Smirks) calm down blair.
B: i knew i was right from the begining and then when serena stopped talking to me it started to convince me that he had changed but he's still a... a shit. send me that picture eric.
E: how are we going to tell serena?
B: we arnt.
C: she needs to know blair.
B: i know that but carter baizen is going to confess straight to her face what he was doing 또는 who he was doing behind serena's back.
C: a confession thats new.
B: that son of a 암캐, 암 캐 is going down.
C: i have never heard 당신 curse this much.
B: when it comes to cheater it just happens. 당신 should have heard me when i found out serena slept with nate. dorota was shocked.
E: what are we going to do about this.
B: first we're going to get chuck his best friend back.
C: what?
B: with this picture nate cant be mad at 당신 can he? 당신 were right.
(Archibald apartment)
nate 답변 the door and rolls his eyes when he see's chuck, blair and eric standing there.
N: what are 당신 doing here? nice to see 당신 eric.
B: we were right about carter.
N: what?
C: carter is cheating on serena.
N: look if this is another plan to break up serena and carter leave me out of it. plus leave them alone im pretty sure serena will forgive 당신 faster.
E: they're telling the truth im the one who spotted them. i took a picture for photographic evidence.
N: so this isnt just another scheam to break them up.
C: no. but i can difiantly say they wont be dating much longer.
N: come inside.
(After a while they explain to nate what eric saw)
N: so when are 당신 going to tell serena?
B: we arnt. carter is going to confess.
N: normally 당신 would 사랑 to show serena you're right.
B: not when she's being cheated on. i know how it feels remember.
N: sorry.
B: it's in the past.
C: since you're the only one of us apart from eric who serena is speaking to. if carter refuses to confess we are going to need your help to tell her.
N: alright im in. on one condition.
B: what?
N: i get to kick the shit out of him if he refuses.
B: fine 의해 me.
E: me too.
C: no i want to kick him in his...
B: i dont want to hear about his... parts.
(They all laugh)
(Carter baizen's suite)
carter goes to answer his door and as soon as he opens it he gets a slap in the face from blair. and chuck, blair, nate and eric enter the apartment. eric and nate stand at the door so he cant leave.
Ca(Carter): chuck, blair, nate and eric please come in.
B: shut up carter 또는 i'll slap 당신 again.
Ca: yes about that why did 당신 do it?
B: oh i dont know maybe because 당신 a sick and twisted human being. actually you're not even human.
Ca: what did i do?
C: 더 많이 like who 당신 did.
B: you're a cheating ass.
Ca: i have no idea what your talking about.
B: oh yeah. i beg to differ. serena's brother eric caught 당신 with another women.
Ca: she is probably my sister.
E: well then 당신 defiantly treat 당신 sister diffrent than i treat mine.
N: eric took a picture of 당신 two.
C: kissing. now there is defiantly something wrong if thats the way 당신 treat your sister.
B: now try and tell us who she is again.
Ca: why arnt 당신 off telling serena then?
B: because im giving 당신 the oppertunity to explain to her. its always better than finding out from someone else. if i had found out from say gossip girl i would have kicked nate's ass.
N: thanks blair.
B: shut up nate. now are 당신 going to tell serena. 또는 am i. take your pick.
Ca: what if i dont and i tell serena your lying.
C: we have photographic evidence and me and nate are ready to kick the shit out of you.
E: and i think serena would believe all of us over 당신 carter.
B: so i'll ask again. are 당신 going to tell her 또는 am i?
Ca: im not telling her.
B: wrong choice. feel free to cry.
Ca: why would i...(cut of when chuck kick's his private parts)
B: thats why. nate, chuck feel free to kick the shit out of him. asshole.
E: come on we need to go tell serena, blair.
B: i know. 의해 the way carter i'll tell 당신 now its probably over between 당신 and her.
(van der 베이스 apartment)
serena is in the 부엌, 주방 making herself a drink when blair and eric enter. serena wont look at blair and blair still feels a bit guilty. she then remembers that he cheated and she was right.
B: serena i know 당신 hate me right n ow but i was right about carter.
S:(looks at her angry) do 당신 think im going to forgive 당신 for saying that. no he's changed.
B: serena i was so sure at the start that 당신 were wrong, when 당신 stoped talking to me i started to dout it but now i know im right.
S: eric do 당신 believe her.
(eric nods his head)
B: serena i dont know how to say this but...
S: what? what are 당신 possibly going to say now?
B: he's cheating on you.
S: 믿을 수 없는 당신 seriously expect me to believe that after what 당신 done at your place. pretending 당신 were on my side when 당신 agreed with everything that chuck said.
E: serena she's telling the truth. im the one who told blair and i have a picture of him 키싱 another girl to prove it. blair give him the chance to tell 당신 himself and he wouldnt do it.
S: no your lying (Serena said tears filling in her eyes)
B: sweetie he's not. i didnt want to believe it for your sake but it's the cold hard truth.
S: let me see the picture.
B: are 당신 sure. i dont know if 당신 should.
S: please blair (Tears running down her cheaks) its the only way i'll be able to believe it.
(Shows serena the picture)
E: im sorry serena.
S: im such... an idiot. (Said through sobs)
B: no your not.
S: yes... i am... i seen him with... her... before. he... said he worked with...her. (Serena breaks down in tears and crys in blairs arms)
(In the limo)
chuck and nate have finshed beating up carter and are on there way to the 봉고차, 반 der 베이스 apartment.
N: how do 당신 think serena took it?
C: i guess we're going to find out.
N: i could go for another round of beating the shit out of him.
C: i would do it just for fun.
N: serena was so sure that he had changed. she was starting to convince me.
C: it's carter baizen never believe he can change.
N: he's such an ass. how could he do that to serena.
C: nate do 당신 still have a thing for my step-sister?
N: what? no.
C:(Raises his eyebrows) dont mess with me nate. do 당신 still have feelings for serena?
N: no... maybe... i dont know.
C: tell her. let her have a chance to be with someone who is worthy of her.
N: i cant she's not going to want to be with me. espicially not after what carter just did to her.
C: nate there has to be a reason 당신 keep sleeping together. maybe you're meant to be. and 당신 know that blair doesnt care if 당신 날짜 her.
N: really she seemed to care the first time i did.
C: thats because 당신 and blair were dating.
N: and the 초 time.
C: she thought serena didnt trust her. and 당신 two lied about it.
N: so 당신 think i should tell her.
C: sometimes 당신 just got to roll the dice.
N: if i make a fool out of myself im blaming you.
C: ok but if 당신 dont 당신 have to let me kick 당신 in your weakspot. ready to make that deal.
N: im not sure. fine.
(Back with serena. blair and eric have calmed her down and chuck and nate enter)
C: 저기요 were back.
B: hey.
C: how 당신 feeling serena?
S: stupid. i should have believed 당신 two. im sorry for 연기 llike a total bitch.
C: no worries plus he's a dick and me and nate just... never mind.
S: no i want to know.
B: they kicked him to shit.
S:(laughs) really?
E: she hasnt laughed 또는 smiled in like an hour.
N: guess 당신 should have told her that then.
C: of course we beat the crap out of the asshole. your my sister.
S: 당신 know i dont care if 당신 say that anymore.
C: i know but its practically true since lily adopted me. (looks at nate) eric and blair can i soeak to 당신 in the 부엌, 주방 for a minute.
B: why what's wrong?
C: nothing i just need to speak to you.
E: ok
(leads blair and eric out of the living room nate sits beside serena)
N: 당신 ok?
S: yeah i guess. i have known him a long time i should have seen this coming.
N: no 당신 shouldnt 당신 trusted him.
S: everyone keeps saying im not an idiot but they all know i am.
N: no your not serena. carter is the idiot he's the one who decided to cheat on you. if it was me i wouldnt waste my time thinking about anyone else.
S: really?
N: i havent been thinking about anyone else since 당신 started dating carter.
S:(looks at him and smiles) really?
N:(laughs) yes really. serena thats the reason chuck took them over there. so i could ask 당신 if 당신 would go on a 날짜 with me.
S:(Smile grows) of course i will.
N: of course i told chuck that 당신 just... 당신 will.
S: yes.
N: thats great i'll pick 당신 up at seven tomorrow.
S: i cant wait.
N: dont tell chuck 당신 said yes.
S:(looks confused) why not?
N: because i made a deal that it 당신 said yes he gets to kick me in a very sensitive place.
S:(laughs) ok no telling chuck.
C: i already know i heard the whole conversation.
N: shit.
(they all come back to the living room)
B: it took 당신 two long enough to get together. like there must of been a reason 당신 kept sleeping together.
C: thats what i said.
E: ok im hungry who want pizza?
B: yes of course and dare's who's in.
C: me of course.
S: me i havent played that in centuries.
N: im in but our game is always better with alcohal.
C: i'll get some. eric 당신 in.
S: do not be telling him to underage drink chuck.
C: he is going to be drinking sometime. we all started drink around his age maybe before.
S: fine. he's growing up so fast. he is not getting wasted though.
C: you're no fun.
S: being wasted isnt fun.
C: eric are 당신 in?
E: sure why not.
B: good now we are all in 피자 and alcohal are going to be here soon. who wants to go first?
GG: well well well our favourite upper east siders are just about to go into a battle of dares. are 당신 game. 당신 know 당신 사랑 me. xoxo. gossip girl.
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GG: gossip girl here ready to spread any gossip of the beautiful couple carter and serena. officially dating a week. i heard that serena hasnt spoken to blair 또는 chuck in the meantime when she found out of their horrible plan to 스플릿, 분할 them up. nate has also avoided them as he thinks they used him in their plan. tut tut B and C how do 당신 live with yourselves.
(Van der 베이스 apartment)
Blair and chuck are sitting in the living room and serena hasnt left her room. blair feels guilty but still thinks she had done the right thing and chuck thinks she is over reacting. eric is caught in the middle of chuck and serena because they wont talk to each other. he wont choose sides because serena is his sister but chuck is his step-brother and they became even closer after lily adopted him.
B(Blair): what if she doesnt talk to me again?
C(Chuck): dont worry this will blow over just like everything else does.
B: she hasnt talked to me since she found out.
C: look just dont worry about it.
B: i have to she's my bestfriend.
C: what did i say to 당신 before we put our plan in progress?
B: i dont know.
C: i told 당신 that 당신 have both done horrible things and 당신 always get through them. dont worry about this it will be the same.
B: i just want to forget it ever happened but she wont even talk to me and let me explain.
C: what happened when she found out?
B: nothing she wouldnt even speak to me then. she heard 당신 and me on the phone i tried to talk to her but she just kept walking away from me and ignoring everything i said.
C: 당신 and her can gt through this i assure you. she's being over dramatic and in a couple of days you'll be the best of friends.
(Eric enters)
B: eric have 당신 talked to serena lately.
E: yes but...
B: what did she say?
E: she's still not any happier with 당신 two but i need to...
B: i told 당신 chuck she's never going to speak to me again.
E: BLAIR!
B: what?
E: 당신 two were right about carter baizen not changing.
C: what do 당신 mean?
E: i seen him talking to another girl i didnt find is suspicious until...(Stops talking)
C: until what eric?
B: what do 당신 know about carter?
E:(Takes out his phone and shows a picture) until i seen him 키싱 her.
B: that vile, disgusting dickhead. send me that picture.
E: blair do not send this to gossip girl.
B: im not going to send this to gossip girl but i want my own evidence when i find out what im going to do to that manwhore.
C:(Smirks) calm down blair.
B: i knew i was right from the begining and then when serena stopped talking to me it started to convince me that he had changed but he's still a... a shit. send me that picture eric.
E: how are we going to tell serena?
B: we arnt.
C: she needs to know blair.
B: i know that but carter baizen is going to confess straight to her face what he was doing 또는 who he was doing behind serena's back.
C: a confession thats new.
B: that son of a 암캐, 암 캐 is going down.
C: i have never heard 당신 curse this much.
B: when it comes to cheater it just happens. 당신 should have heard me when i found out serena slept with nate. dorota was shocked.
E: what are we going to do about this.
B: first we're going to get chuck his best friend back.
C: what?
B: with this picture nate cant be mad at 당신 can he? 당신 were right.
(Archibald apartment)
nate 답변 the door and rolls his eyes when he see's chuck, blair and eric standing there.
N: what are 당신 doing here? nice to see 당신 eric.
B: we were right about carter.
N: what?
C: carter is cheating on serena.
N: look if this is another plan to break up serena and carter leave me out of it. plus leave them alone im pretty sure serena will forgive 당신 faster.
E: they're telling the truth im the one who spotted them. i took a picture for photographic evidence.
N: so this isnt just another scheam to break them up.
C: no. but i can difiantly say they wont be dating much longer.
N: come inside.
(After a while they explain to nate what eric saw)
N: so when are 당신 going to tell serena?
B: we arnt. carter is going to confess.
N: normally 당신 would 사랑 to show serena you're right.
B: not when she's being cheated on. i know how it feels remember.
N: sorry.
B: it's in the past.
C: since you're the only one of us apart from eric who serena is speaking to. if carter refuses to confess we are going to need your help to tell her.
N: alright im in. on one condition.
B: what?
N: i get to kick the shit out of him if he refuses.
B: fine 의해 me.
E: me too.
C: no i want to kick him in his...
B: i dont want to hear about his... parts.
(They all laugh)
(Carter baizen's suite)
carter goes to answer his door and as soon as he opens it he gets a slap in the face from blair. and chuck, blair, nate and eric enter the apartment. eric and nate stand at the door so he cant leave.
Ca(Carter): chuck, blair, nate and eric please come in.
B: shut up carter 또는 i'll slap 당신 again.
Ca: yes about that why did 당신 do it?
B: oh i dont know maybe because 당신 a sick and twisted human being. actually you're not even human.
Ca: what did i do?
C: 더 많이 like who 당신 did.
B: you're a cheating ass.
Ca: i have no idea what your talking about.
B: oh yeah. i beg to differ. serena's brother eric caught 당신 with another women.
Ca: she is probably my sister.
E: well then 당신 defiantly treat 당신 sister diffrent than i treat mine.
N: eric took a picture of 당신 two.
C: kissing. now there is defiantly something wrong if thats the way 당신 treat your sister.
B: now try and tell us who she is again.
Ca: why arnt 당신 off telling serena then?
B: because im giving 당신 the oppertunity to explain to her. its always better than finding out from someone else. if i had found out from say gossip girl i would have kicked nate's ass.
N: thanks blair.
B: shut up nate. now are 당신 going to tell serena. 또는 am i. take your pick.
Ca: what if i dont and i tell serena your lying.
C: we have photographic evidence and me and nate are ready to kick the shit out of you.
E: and i think serena would believe all of us over 당신 carter.
B: so i'll ask again. are 당신 going to tell her 또는 am i?
Ca: im not telling her.
B: wrong choice. feel free to cry.
Ca: why would i...(cut of when chuck kick's his private parts)
B: thats why. nate, chuck feel free to kick the shit out of him. asshole.
E: come on we need to go tell serena, blair.
B: i know. 의해 the way carter i'll tell 당신 now its probably over between 당신 and her.
(van der 베이스 apartment)
serena is in the 부엌, 주방 making herself a drink when blair and eric enter. serena wont look at blair and blair still feels a bit guilty. she then remembers that he cheated and she was right.
B: serena i know 당신 hate me right n ow but i was right about carter.
S:(looks at her angry) do 당신 think im going to forgive 당신 for saying that. no he's changed.
B: serena i was so sure at the start that 당신 were wrong, when 당신 stoped talking to me i started to dout it but now i know im right.
S: eric do 당신 believe her.
(eric nods his head)
B: serena i dont know how to say this but...
S: what? what are 당신 possibly going to say now?
B: he's cheating on you.
S: 믿을 수 없는 당신 seriously expect me to believe that after what 당신 done at your place. pretending 당신 were on my side when 당신 agreed with everything that chuck said.
E: serena she's telling the truth. im the one who told blair and i have a picture of him 키싱 another girl to prove it. blair give him the chance to tell 당신 himself and he wouldnt do it.
S: no your lying (Serena said tears filling in her eyes)
B: sweetie he's not. i didnt want to believe it for your sake but it's the cold hard truth.
S: let me see the picture.
B: are 당신 sure. i dont know if 당신 should.
S: please blair (Tears running down her cheaks) its the only way i'll be able to believe it.
(Shows serena the picture)
E: im sorry serena.
S: im such... an idiot. (Said through sobs)
B: no your not.
S: yes... i am... i seen him with... her... before. he... said he worked with...her. (Serena breaks down in tears and crys in blairs arms)
(In the limo)
chuck and nate have finshed beating up carter and are on there way to the 봉고차, 반 der 베이스 apartment.
N: how do 당신 think serena took it?
C: i guess we're going to find out.
N: i could go for another round of beating the shit out of him.
C: i would do it just for fun.
N: serena was so sure that he had changed. she was starting to convince me.
C: it's carter baizen never believe he can change.
N: he's such an ass. how could he do that to serena.
C: nate do 당신 still have a thing for my step-sister?
N: what? no.
C:(Raises his eyebrows) dont mess with me nate. do 당신 still have feelings for serena?
N: no... maybe... i dont know.
C: tell her. let her have a chance to be with someone who is worthy of her.
N: i cant she's not going to want to be with me. espicially not after what carter just did to her.
C: nate there has to be a reason 당신 keep sleeping together. maybe you're meant to be. and 당신 know that blair doesnt care if 당신 날짜 her.
N: really she seemed to care the first time i did.
C: thats because 당신 and blair were dating.
N: and the 초 time.
C: she thought serena didnt trust her. and 당신 two lied about it.
N: so 당신 think i should tell her.
C: sometimes 당신 just got to roll the dice.
N: if i make a fool out of myself im blaming you.
C: ok but if 당신 dont 당신 have to let me kick 당신 in your weakspot. ready to make that deal.
N: im not sure. fine.
(Back with serena. blair and eric have calmed her down and chuck and nate enter)
C: 저기요 were back.
B: hey.
C: how 당신 feeling serena?
S: stupid. i should have believed 당신 two. im sorry for 연기 llike a total bitch.
C: no worries plus he's a dick and me and nate just... never mind.
S: no i want to know.
B: they kicked him to shit.
S:(laughs) really?
E: she hasnt laughed 또는 smiled in like an hour.
N: guess 당신 should have told her that then.
C: of course we beat the crap out of the asshole. your my sister.
S: 당신 know i dont care if 당신 say that anymore.
C: i know but its practically true since lily adopted me. (looks at nate) eric and blair can i soeak to 당신 in the 부엌, 주방 for a minute.
B: why what's wrong?
C: nothing i just need to speak to you.
E: ok
(leads blair and eric out of the living room nate sits beside serena)
N: 당신 ok?
S: yeah i guess. i have known him a long time i should have seen this coming.
N: no 당신 shouldnt 당신 trusted him.
S: everyone keeps saying im not an idiot but they all know i am.
N: no your not serena. carter is the idiot he's the one who decided to cheat on you. if it was me i wouldnt waste my time thinking about anyone else.
S: really?
N: i havent been thinking about anyone else since 당신 started dating carter.
S:(looks at him and smiles) really?
N:(laughs) yes really. serena thats the reason chuck took them over there. so i could ask 당신 if 당신 would go on a 날짜 with me.
S:(Smile grows) of course i will.
N: of course i told chuck that 당신 just... 당신 will.
S: yes.
N: thats great i'll pick 당신 up at seven tomorrow.
S: i cant wait.
N: dont tell chuck 당신 said yes.
S:(looks confused) why not?
N: because i made a deal that it 당신 said yes he gets to kick me in a very sensitive place.
S:(laughs) ok no telling chuck.
C: i already know i heard the whole conversation.
N: shit.
(they all come back to the living room)
B: it took 당신 two long enough to get together. like there must of been a reason 당신 kept sleeping together.
C: thats what i said.
E: ok im hungry who want pizza?
B: yes of course and dare's who's in.
C: me of course.
S: me i havent played that in centuries.
N: im in but our game is always better with alcohal.
C: i'll get some. eric 당신 in.
S: do not be telling him to underage drink chuck.
C: he is going to be drinking sometime. we all started drink around his age maybe before.
S: fine. he's growing up so fast. he is not getting wasted though.
C: you're no fun.
S: being wasted isnt fun.
C: eric are 당신 in?
E: sure why not.
B: good now we are all in 피자 and alcohal are going to be here soon. who wants to go first?
GG: well well well our favourite upper east siders are just about to go into a battle of dares. are 당신 game. 당신 know 당신 사랑 me. xoxo. gossip girl.