Not a Happy Blair...
The Chuck and Blair Cronicles

(I HATE this ep, But I'm not gonna re write it-cba. This one isn't really a C/B ep it's 더 많이 of a Blair episode, But they do have C/B scenes but the 다음 episode is defo about them! So hope 당신 enjoy it anyway.)

Episode 6: We Aren't Family

GG: Ohh parents, Everyone's gotta 사랑 their parents, Sweet parents. Right Blair? -No. Mom dating V'd Dad, Not the step family 당신 had in mind B. Could V be working her way onto the A-list?

At the Waldorf Appartment.
Ross and Eleanor are sitting on the 침상, 소파 cuddling and laughing.
Vanessa and Blair are standing behind them looking very angry and unpleased.

B: I do not believe this?
V: 당신 think I do?
B: I can't have my Mom dating your Dad
V: Wow, for the first time I'm actually agreeing with you
B: I'd of taken Cyrus anyday over this...
V: How are we going to do this?
B: I don't know, But I will do it, I don't want 당신 as my step sister
V: Feeling's mutual. (voice gets louder) Dad! Can we go now?

R: Oh but 당신 and Blair are getting on so well.
V: (grins) Oh I wouldn't go that far...
B: (smiles) Neither would I
V: Dad, Lets go...
R: Alright Sweetie, Okay, I'll call 당신 tomorrow (kisses Eleanor goodbye)
E: Alright honey, Bye
R: Bye
E: (Ross and Vanessa walk towards the elvator) Bye Vanessa
V: Bye Mrs Waldorf (Ross and Vanessa leave)
B: Mother, Honestly...
E: Oh don't start Blair
B: 당신 can't 날짜 him...
E: Why ever not? What's wrong with him?
B: What's right with him?
E: (hmph)
B: Mom, Please I'm asking 당신 don't 날짜 him
E: You've said that over and over to me over the years and I think it's about time I do something I want, Not what 당신 want
B: (looks annoyed)

Chuck enters the appartment from the elevator.

C: Hello...
B: (smiles) Hey
E: Charles...
C: Mrs Waldorf, How are you?
E: Great, But I'm sure Blair will fill 당신 in
B: Lets go

Blair and Chuck leave and enter the elevator.

C: What was punky brewster doing leaving here?
B: Well her Dad is dating my Mom
C: (bursts out laughing)
B: This isn't funny! I need to sort this out.
C: How 당신 gonna do that?
B: Ohh I don't know, But I don't wanna talk about that tonight, I just wanna have fun
C: we can do fun...

Blair smiles and they both exit the elevator.

The 다음 일 at school.
Serena and Blair are sitting on the steps talking.

S: So I read on Gossip Girl, 당신 and Vaness could become family
B: Don't even put those two words together
S: (Smiles) Oh come on atleast your Mom's happy right?
B: Oh yeah, Mom Happy, So everyone's happy exept me, So if I'm not happy, Chuck isn't happy and if Chuck's not happy, The whole 봉고차, 반 der 베이스 family wont be happy, which includes you, So 당신 agree with me on this.
S: Absolutly. (smiles)
B: Great well...Help me come up with a plan to get of him
S: 저기요 no no no,
B: Come on Serena
S: Oh Okay I got one! (Blair looks enthusiastic) Throw headband at Ross. (smiles)
B: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.
S: I'm sorry B. Why don't 당신 ask Chuck?
B: I did, But he couldn't think of anything...right
S: (joking) Well 당신 know if all fails 당신 could always plant drugs on him
B: (Looks enthusiastic and looks at Serena)
S: No Blair. That's wrong, 당신 can't do that
B: 저기요 당신 said it not me
S: As a joke, 당신 can't do that
B: Why not?
S: Because 당신 can't Blair...Where would 당신 get it from?
B: 당신 forget who my boyfriend is...

School 벨 rings.

S: (Serena stands up) I gotta get to class, But Blair don't do it...
B: If 당신 say so...

Serena walks away, leaving Blair looking pleased with the idea.

GG: Spotted. S and B on the school steps. Discussing family matters B. Oh don't be shy let us all know...After all we all want to know what's going on inside that pretty head of yours...

Later in the 일 at the 봉고차, 반 der 베이스 Appartment, In Chuck's room.
Blair and Chuck are making out.

B: Chuck..
C: MmmHmm (carries on 키싱 her)
B: I need 당신 to do something
C: (stops and looks intreaged) name it? It's done
B: (smiles) It's about my Mom and ughh Ross, I need to end it and 당신 can help me
C: What do 당신 need?
B: (grins)

Blair begins to explain the plan to Chuck.
Chuck nods along.

B: So...
C: Little bitchy don't 당신 think?
B: It's what I do best.
C: Don't I know it...
B: (smiles) You'll do it
C: For you, Always

They both continue to make out.
(Later at the Waldorf Appartment, Ross and Eleanor are in the 부엌, 주방 talking. Blair joins them having put the drugs into Ross' 코트 pocket. Eleanor and Ross are laughing and talking.)

B: Hello..
E: Oh Blair
R: 저기요 Blair, How are 당신 today?
B: I'm good,
R: Great, Well sweetie I'll get my 코트 then we can leave.
B: Oh don't worry, I'll fetch it. (Blair goes and gets the 코트 and hands it to Ross)
R: Thanks Blair

Ross puts the 코트 on and while he does the bag of drugs falls out of the pocket.

E: Oh whats that? (Eleanor picks up the bag) What's this?
R: I have no idea, Eleanor I don't know, their not mine
E: (looks shocked) Well whose are they?
B: Yes whose?
R: I don't know, But their not mine
E: Then why are they in your coat!
R: I don't know!
E: 당신 liar. (shouting) Just get out! Get out!!!
B: Go on go!
R: Eleanor...
E: GO!!!

Ross leaves.

B: Mom, I'm sorry
E: (Eleanor is crying, Blair hugs her, Blair looks realeved)

(Later in the evening)
Blair is her room talking lying on the bed.
Vanessa enters.

V: What the hell do 당신 think your doing?
B: How did 당신 get in here
V: Doesn't matter. Why did 당신 do it?
B: What?
V: Planting drugs on my father!
B: Ohh, Get over it, 당신 told me to fix it and I did, No 더 많이 step siblings WooHoo!
V: I can't believe 당신 did that
B: Listen, I don't want my Mom dating 또는 even marrying a loser like your father
V: Oh don't pretend this is about my Dad, Because lets face it Blair this was about you! And what Blair wants, Blair gets right? 당신 can't ruin people's lives because your Blair Waldorf!
B: (gets up to face Vanessa) I think I can
V: Your not getting away with this
B: I think I just did
V: I'll bring 당신 down Blair
B: With what? (grins)
V: I'll get 당신 back for this
B: I'm so scared...

Vanessa leaves.
Blair grins and giggles to herself.

GG: V vowing vengance on Blair. Can V really take down the 퀸 B? There's only one way to find out, 암캐, 암 캐 Fight, But we all know who's going to come out of that fight alive...You know 당신 사랑 me. xoxo Gossip Girl.


The 다음 ep will be based around the death of Bart, He is killed, So defo a C/B ep. :D
Vanessa Vowing Vengance