Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause 당신 don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want 당신 to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ... [pause]
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Chuck: Morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!
Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.
2. Never Been Marcused
Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.
Chuck: I thought 당신 might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me bout the effects of too much botox?
Blair: Your plan to ruin me totally backfired. Turns out Marcus' mommy is even sicker than 당신 are.
Chuck: 당신 got along great?
Blair: I think she recognized herself in me. 또는 rather, I recognized something in her.
Chuck: I don't follow.
Blair: All 당신 need to know is, 당신 lost. It was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Good night, Chuck.
Chuck: Good night, Blair.
Blair: Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? Not a question.
3. The Dark Night
Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call 당신 when 당신 make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: 당신 are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are 당신 still holding my hand?
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: 당신 don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, 당신 knew exactly who it was.
5. The Serena Also Rises
Chuck: Watching 당신 fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
Blair: And 당신 know what 당신 give to everybody else, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
Chuck: Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents'.
Blair: Nate is only 프렌즈 with 당신 out of habit! The only person with fewer 프렌즈 than 당신 is Dan Humphrey and even his lame, '90s dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be. A human being.
7. Chuck in Real Life
Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.
Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: 당신 had me until "troll."
Blair: Seduce and destroy.
Chuck: What's in it for me?
Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes 더 많이 than me ... is you. It will be one for the ages. Maybe you're not up for it. If memory serves, you've had some mechanical problems.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a 질문 of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.
Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The 질문 is, 베이스 — will you?
Blair: What took 당신 so long?
Chuck: If 당신 thought that was long, 당신 have no idea what you're in for.
8. Pret-a-Poor-J
Blair: I've been thinking about changing my signature scent. I've been trying out a new one, I can't decide if I like it. Would 당신 mind?
Chuck: Smells a little like desperation.
Chuck: I'll have one drink with you. Unless 당신 can convince why I should stay of course.
Blair. Well, just because we've reached an impasse at a certain issue doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Chuck: I gave 당신 a shot, and while your efforts were admirable ... I'm bored. 당신 ruined my pants. Goodnight, Blair.
Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I 사랑 him.
Blair: Like a 베이스 out of hell.
Blair: 당신 have to help me destroy Chuck Bass!
12. It's a Wonderful Lie
Blair: What do we have, Chuck? 당신 tell me.
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
Blair: She is the loosest girl in class, don't 당신 know Chuck doesn't like his 과일 pre-picked?
13. O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Blair: Only a masochist could ever 사랑 such a narcissist.
Blair: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.
Chuck: We've talked about this. 당신 are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And 당신 are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand 의해 당신 through anything.
Chuck: And why would 당신 do that.
Blair: Because I 사랑 you.
Chuck: Well, that's too bad.
Blair: It's his father's funeral. He needs to be here and pay his respects.
Chuck: Respect. My father wasn't shown much of that in his final days.
Chuck: Gotta go, can't talk.
Blair: Go where, everyone 당신 know is standing in this room.
Chuck: I don't wanna be here.
Nate: What's he talking about?
Blair: Who knows? When we found him, his shoes were on the wrong feet.
14. In the Realm of the Basses
Blair: Those "matrons" as 당신 call them, are helping me build a life. All Chuck can do is destroy one. I'm not abandoning Chuck. I'm just saving myself.
Blair: Have 당신 seen Chuck today?
Serena: No. Why?
Blair: Did he come 집 last night?
Serena: Blair, I don't know. What's wrong?
Blair: Yesterday Kweller caught him smoking 해시시, 해시 at school. There was a meeting. And to say it went badly would be an understatement.
Chuck: Dear old Dad? Unfortunately all I know is what he didn't want. Which is me. I'm Chuck Bass!!! ... No one cares.
Blair: I do. Don't 당신 understand? I'll always be here. I don't want 당신 going anywhere. I couldn't 곰 it. So whatever 당신 want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.
15. Gone with the Will
Chuck: I'm having 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with Blair.
Jack: Reschedule Blair.
Chuck: I can't. She's been a good friend to me.
Chuck: An Italian au pere took care of that.
Blair: Chuck, please.
Chuck: I don't need your help. Stop trying to play the wife.
Chuck: I'm sorry. I screwed up.
Blair: It's too late, Chuck. I stood 의해 당신 through all of this but I can't watch 당신 self-destruct any longer.
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awwww, 사랑 CB scenes, hope they will be together until 3 season
