*Theme*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a 초 episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I 사랑 당신 more!
Katie: No, I 사랑 당신 more!
Logan: I 사랑 당신 더 많이 than I 사랑 cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I 사랑 you! ^^
Logan: I 사랑 YOU-
랜덤 guy: OMG WILL 당신 TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: 당신 CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S 키싱 YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* 저기요 GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! 당신 NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! 또는 AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. 당신 스톨, 훔친 my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like 당신 play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a 초 episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I 사랑 당신 more!
Katie: No, I 사랑 당신 more!
Logan: I 사랑 당신 더 많이 than I 사랑 cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I 사랑 you! ^^
Logan: I 사랑 YOU-
랜덤 guy: OMG WILL 당신 TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: 당신 CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S 키싱 YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* 저기요 GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! 당신 NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! 또는 AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. 당신 스톨, 훔친 my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like 당신 play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
*Theme Song*
Starts With
Gusatavo
Kelly
BTR
Jonsa Brothers
Victorious
Baitovenn
Lighting
Hobo
Jack Black Man
Jack Castillo
Gabirela Mendez
Hailee Fat So
재스민 속, 재 스민 Slow so
Brook Fucksom
Mrs.Fuckigge
hUSKEY
Max Dumb-Asswell
Lunch Ladies
Cute20k
aLEXSelenaRules
Piplup
Turtwig
Micheal O'Shit
Mrs.Guyer
Mr.Fuckight
Aperil Beaver
Marcos Fuckomxz
Justin Gayiber
JorDIN Fuckarks
Panda
Guest STARING Socko and Mat29Cool and Chloe Briones
Once Apon a Fuckin Time
BTR KILLED THEMSelves
의해 LIMB 의해 limb 의해 Huskey HaRDY
People Wanna Know Jack Castillo is Awesome 또는 Not
ApeRil 비버 is Gay
Justin GAYIER is a Liesbin
Micheal O'Shit isn't a Life Oragnism he is a BEAVCOON
"BIBER FEVER" SAYS Gabrilea Mendez
Huskey Hardy Kisses Chloe
JACK BLACK MAN MARRIES Aperil
CUTE20K MARRIES Huskey Hardy
Chloe Marries Max Dumb-AssWell
To be Contiunde
Starts With
Gusatavo
Kelly
BTR
Jonsa Brothers
Victorious
Baitovenn
Lighting
Hobo
Jack Black Man
Jack Castillo
Gabirela Mendez
Hailee Fat So
재스민 속, 재 스민 Slow so
Brook Fucksom
Mrs.Fuckigge
hUSKEY
Max Dumb-Asswell
Lunch Ladies
Cute20k
aLEXSelenaRules
Piplup
Turtwig
Micheal O'Shit
Mrs.Guyer
Mr.Fuckight
Aperil Beaver
Marcos Fuckomxz
Justin Gayiber
JorDIN Fuckarks
Panda
Guest STARING Socko and Mat29Cool and Chloe Briones
Once Apon a Fuckin Time
BTR KILLED THEMSelves
의해 LIMB 의해 limb 의해 Huskey HaRDY
People Wanna Know Jack Castillo is Awesome 또는 Not
ApeRil 비버 is Gay
Justin GAYIER is a Liesbin
Micheal O'Shit isn't a Life Oragnism he is a BEAVCOON
"BIBER FEVER" SAYS Gabrilea Mendez
Huskey Hardy Kisses Chloe
JACK BLACK MAN MARRIES Aperil
CUTE20K MARRIES Huskey Hardy
Chloe Marries Max Dumb-AssWell
To be Contiunde
If we never flew / We would never fall / If the world was ours / We would have it all/ But the life we live isn't so simplistic / 당신 just don't get what 당신 want/ So we take what comes and we keep on goin' / Leaning on each other's shoulders / Then we turn around / And see we've come so far somehow // Chorus: We're Halfway There / We're lookin' good now / And nothing's gonna get in the way / We're Halfway There / And lookin' back now / I never thought that I'd ever say / We're Halfway There...Halfway There // When the chips are down / Back against the 벽 / Got no 더 많이 to give / 'Cause we gave it all / Seems like going the distance is unrealistic / But we're too far from the start // Chorus // How 당신 ever gonna reach the stars / If 당신 never get off the ground / And you'll always be where 당신 are / If 당신 let life knock 당신 down // Chorus