1. Only talk to purebloods
2. Tell her 당신 overheated Voldemort telling Lucius he should be "More like her"
3. Kill Andromida & Ted,
4. Bring her Neville & help her torture him until he's 더 많이 loopy than his parents
5. Get really really good at Crucio (not as good as her)
6. Throw a 칼, 나이프 at every house elf in sight
7. Wear all black 또는 Slytherin 색깔
8. Tell her how much better she is than anyone else
9. Reasure her she's Voldemort's favorite.
10. When Voldemort pushes her down, help her up & insist he's into S&M
READ THIS!!! I did write some of these, but others I am repeating. I have no idea who made them up