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The Difference between 당신 and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make 당신 REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make 당신 SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make 당신 STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make 당신 PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make 당신 RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make 당신 SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make 당신 COOL,
So why bother?



This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.
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Here’s another 이메일 guys! LOL Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine 또는 feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher 스플릿, 분할 the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine 또는 a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last 년 I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 system performance - particularly in the 꽃 and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The 차고 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 초콜릿 is just another snack. 당신 can be President. 당신 can never be pregnant. 당신 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 당신 can wear NO 셔츠 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 당신 the truth.

The world is your urinal. 당신 never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 당신 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 더 많이 pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure 당신 can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and 당신 need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 분 is only five 분 if 당신 have just been given five 더 많이 분 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and 당신 should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...
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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an 이메일 and it made me smile!! Enjoy!



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an 이메일 I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. 당신 need it down. 당신 don’t hear us complaining about 당신 leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon 또는 the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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