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 Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
So it's the 일 after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my 책상, 데스크 at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing 디즈니 women. Or, 더 많이 specifically, discussing which 디즈니 cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot....
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Last week I ran across an 기사 about a gorgeous cheerleader for the Houston Texans who also happens to be an aerospace engineer for NASA (link).

Of course the story got me wondering about other, 더 많이 famous women with interesting academic pedigree 또는 intellectual pursuits; because, as we all know, there really is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with some serious smarts. I knew that if I could figure out who those women were, I might just be able to come up with a list of ladies 더 많이 impressive than the annual popularity 투표 published 의해 magazines like People and Maxim.

Now before I...
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About two years ago, I made an 기사 about my 상단, 맨 위로 10 most beautiful women that ever lived. But since then, my opinion has changed quite a bit, my number one isn't even the same anymore. This time I'm going to be doing a 상단, 맨 위로 15 because these are beauties I think need to be talked about. My taste has changed and I feel like I've gotten a sense of what real beauty looks like, at least outer beauty. A lot of these women are considered to be some of the most beautiful women that ever lived and others not so much. But this is my opinion about their beauty alone and I'll even talk about how their...
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 Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
I made a list almost a 년 이전 about my 상단, 맨 위로 10 most beautiful animated females but my list has changed a little since then so I decided to do a remake. I hated only doing 상단, 맨 위로 10 because there's so many that are so beautiful so I decided to make it the 상단, 맨 위로 20. Please leave a 코멘트 telling me what 당신 think of it but keep in mind it's just my opinion, enjoy.

20.Snow White(Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs)

I don't care too much for her as a character, but I still 사랑 her, but I have to say that she girl is absolutely gorgeous. I mean look at her in the picture I used of her, she looks like...
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posted by greedo
For many of us, the sitcom was our first non-cartoon introduction to the adult world. My fondest sitcom memories were of watching the potent NBC comedy lineup of Diff'rent Strokes and Silver Spoons on Friday night.

And as ridiculous as it sounds, the sitcom was also one of my first introductions to the world of beautiful women. Sure the women in sitcoms were usually less provocative than their soap opera 또는 primetime drama counterparts, but as a 10-year-old boy, there was nothing finer than seeing Erin Gray make her weekly entrance on the set of Silver Spoons. And in the sitcom hierarchy, there...
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posted by isabelle_905
Emails.

Guy/Girl

HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:

1. The guy will be nice to you.
2. He will tell 당신 that 당신 did well, even if 당신 did horrible.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He’ll want to be your friend.
5. He might compliment 당신 on your hair, even if 당신 wear it that way every day.
6. He'll stick up for you.
7. He will start hanging out with your friends.
8. He'll flirt with you.
9. He’ll call 당신 for no good reason.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.

HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:

1. They always talk about the different varieties 또는 guys.
2. They stare at 당신 with a smile...
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posted by oldclockeye
These ladies prove the old adage that behind every great man is a woman a great man can get behind.

You might have noticed over the years that some of America's great Presidents have had seriously homely wives. The Commander-in-Chief of the forces that defeated the Nazis woke up every 일 다음 to a Walrus and poor, poor Bill Clintion has endured over 30 years of unspeakable torment. What's the point of being leader of the free world if 당신 can't parlay your vast executive powers into a quality 사랑 life? But the historical record shows that some of our greatest leaders managed to succeed both...
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1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci

There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this list and if 당신 have any others 당신 prefer please but them in the comments.
 1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond 설명 the 사진 speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous 제비꽃, 바이올렛 eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
 1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
 3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
 5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
 5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
posted by isabelle_905
From an 이메일 I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. 당신 need it down. 당신 don’t hear us complaining about 당신 leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon 또는 the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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I've been planning to do this for a while and my list kept changing, so here it is. This is my 상단, 맨 위로 5 most beautiful animated heroines, from either TV shows 또는 movies. Please 코멘트 but please remember that this is my opinion. So, without further ado, these are my 상단, 맨 위로 5 most beautiful animated heroines.

5. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
This girl is absolutely stunning! In my opinion, she's the most beautiful 디즈니 heroine who's NOT an official 디즈니 Princess. I 사랑 her thick raven black hair, bright green eyes, amazing body, and dazzling smile.

4. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)...
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 Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Here's the list. Agree 또는 Disagree? Is your 가장 좋아하는 missing... please share your opinions on the list. =]

1: Cheryl Cole
2: Megan 여우
3: Jessica Alba
4: Britney Spears
5: Keeley Hazell
6: Adriana Lima
7: Elisha Cuthbert
8: Kristin Kreuk
9: Anna Friel
10: Freida 얼룩말, 핀 토
11: Ana Ivanovic
12: Abbey Clancey
13: Scarlett Johansson
14: Angelina Jolie
15: Kate Beckinsale
16: Summer Glau
17: Frankie Sandford
18: Marisa Tomei
19: Thandie Newton
20: Zoe 연어
21: Natalie Portman
22: Olga Kurylenko
23: Katy Perry
24: Jennifer Aniston
25: Ali Larter
26: Jessica Biel
27: Hayden Panettiere
28: Eliza Dushku...
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posted by isabelle_905
Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought 당신 roses
to tell 당신 that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with 당신 when 당신 were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy 당신 expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last 년 I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 system performance - particularly in the 꽃 and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the 표, 테이블 with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 우유 carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check 또는 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a 텔레비전 set in her purse. "So, do 당신 always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...
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posted by isabelle_905
From another 이메일 I got.
Guys: Enjoy!



New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need 우주 in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What 당신 Want Without Nagging

10. Driving...
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posted by isabelle_905
Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from 당신 mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes 당신 또는 hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her 당신 사랑 her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When 당신 see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When 당신 see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When 당신 see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an 이메일 I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO 침대

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- 당신 take her to 침대 and tell her a story.

At 18 -- 당신 tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- 당신 don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells 당신 a story and takes 당신 to bed.

At 48 -- She tells 당신 a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- 당신 stay in 침대 to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If 당신 take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The 차고 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 초콜릿 is just another snack. 당신 can be President. 당신 can never be pregnant. 당신 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 당신 can wear NO 셔츠 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 당신 the truth.

The world is your urinal. 당신 never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 당신 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 더 많이 pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an 이메일 I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten 의해 his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, 당신 must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for 더 많이 than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless 당신 actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free 맥주 in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and 당신 need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 분 is only five 분 if 당신 have just been given five 더 많이 분 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and 당신 should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
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