INT- Biff Tannin’s house
Biff is having a party with a couple of friends. Throughout the people which have been invited, we also notice David, Chris, Spielberg, Marty, Doc and other people who worked in producing Back to the Future 또는 Whatever.
Doc:
Oh my, I’m very glad that the movie was made. Can we watch it?
Biff:
Oh no, don’t get this started here. We made 3 damn movies. That’s all. To me, the last one doesn’t exist as I didn’t get a part in it.
David:
Oh come on, Biff. 당신 did not even want Back to the Future 4 to happen. Why the nerves?
Doc sits on a couch.
Biff:
Because, any good movie has to involve me, 당신 know what I mean? If I’m not there, it doesn’t exist.
Chris stands up and joins the conversation.
Chris:
Oh, so it comes from your psychological point of view, doesn’t it?
Biff:
God damn it does.
David:
Aham…
Biff :
Do 당신 remember my song?
Chris:
You’re talking about Stop Asking me the Question?
Biff:
Exactly.
Chris:
Yeah, what about it?
Biff:
I just thought that it would make sense in the context that we are all in.
Suddenly, Biff goes away from the group of 프렌즈 that he as chatting with and exits the room.
The camera continues to follow him. We can see Bill heading upstairs and taking out a box which is dusty. He opens it up and takes out a microphone.
He quickly proceeds to run downstairs and plug the microphone in a few speakers he had laying around near his TV.
Biff:
Listen up, everyone!
The people in the room turn around to look at Biff.
He plugs in the microphone, takes his 기타 and starts singing.
Biff:
When I'm flying in a plane 또는 I'm on the street
There's a lot of famous people that I like to meet
They shake my hand and never ask my name
And they start asking 질문 that are always the same (Hey!)
What's Michael J. 여우 like?
He's nice
What's Michael J. 여우 like?
Nice guy
What's Michael J. 여우 like?
He's an alien, stop asking me the question.
I went to the bar mitzvah of my nephew Josh
Now I'm not Jewish but I like to nosh
Put on my yarmulke, started to pray
When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say (Hey!)
Was that real manure?
No it wasn't
Was that real manure?
No
Was that real manure?
It's a movie, stop asking me the question.
Can we take your picture?
Come on, look mean!
Would 당신 call my friend a butthead
on his answering machine? (Hey!)
Questions, questions, just fill my head
I went to my doctor, my doctor said (Hey!)
What does a key grip do?
Set up lights
What does the best boy do?
Help the key grip
What does a producer do?
I don't know, stop asking me the question.
Do 당신 all hang out together?
No we don't
How's Crispin Glover?
Never talk to him
Back to the Future 4?
Not happening, stop asking me the question. (Hey!)
Who's the nicest famous guy 당신 know?
Adam Sandler
Who is the biggest jerk?
Gary Busey
How much money do 당신 make?
더 많이 than 당신 do, so stop asking me the question!
Everyone proceeds to clap.
Biff:
Now, I know that BTF4 또는 Whatever was good. I admit it exists, but 다음 time, when you’ll be filmin Back to the Future 5, get me a part of God’s sake.
Everyone laughs.
Fade OUT
Biff is having a party with a couple of friends. Throughout the people which have been invited, we also notice David, Chris, Spielberg, Marty, Doc and other people who worked in producing Back to the Future 또는 Whatever.
Doc:
Oh my, I’m very glad that the movie was made. Can we watch it?
Biff:
Oh no, don’t get this started here. We made 3 damn movies. That’s all. To me, the last one doesn’t exist as I didn’t get a part in it.
David:
Oh come on, Biff. 당신 did not even want Back to the Future 4 to happen. Why the nerves?
Doc sits on a couch.
Biff:
Because, any good movie has to involve me, 당신 know what I mean? If I’m not there, it doesn’t exist.
Chris stands up and joins the conversation.
Chris:
Oh, so it comes from your psychological point of view, doesn’t it?
Biff:
God damn it does.
David:
Aham…
Biff :
Do 당신 remember my song?
Chris:
You’re talking about Stop Asking me the Question?
Biff:
Exactly.
Chris:
Yeah, what about it?
Biff:
I just thought that it would make sense in the context that we are all in.
Suddenly, Biff goes away from the group of 프렌즈 that he as chatting with and exits the room.
The camera continues to follow him. We can see Bill heading upstairs and taking out a box which is dusty. He opens it up and takes out a microphone.
He quickly proceeds to run downstairs and plug the microphone in a few speakers he had laying around near his TV.
Biff:
Listen up, everyone!
The people in the room turn around to look at Biff.
He plugs in the microphone, takes his 기타 and starts singing.
Biff:
When I'm flying in a plane 또는 I'm on the street
There's a lot of famous people that I like to meet
They shake my hand and never ask my name
And they start asking 질문 that are always the same (Hey!)
What's Michael J. 여우 like?
He's nice
What's Michael J. 여우 like?
Nice guy
What's Michael J. 여우 like?
He's an alien, stop asking me the question.
I went to the bar mitzvah of my nephew Josh
Now I'm not Jewish but I like to nosh
Put on my yarmulke, started to pray
When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say (Hey!)
Was that real manure?
No it wasn't
Was that real manure?
No
Was that real manure?
It's a movie, stop asking me the question.
Can we take your picture?
Come on, look mean!
Would 당신 call my friend a butthead
on his answering machine? (Hey!)
Questions, questions, just fill my head
I went to my doctor, my doctor said (Hey!)
What does a key grip do?
Set up lights
What does the best boy do?
Help the key grip
What does a producer do?
I don't know, stop asking me the question.
Do 당신 all hang out together?
No we don't
How's Crispin Glover?
Never talk to him
Back to the Future 4?
Not happening, stop asking me the question. (Hey!)
Who's the nicest famous guy 당신 know?
Adam Sandler
Who is the biggest jerk?
Gary Busey
How much money do 당신 make?
더 많이 than 당신 do, so stop asking me the question!
Everyone proceeds to clap.
Biff:
Now, I know that BTF4 또는 Whatever was good. I admit it exists, but 다음 time, when you’ll be filmin Back to the Future 5, get me a part of God’s sake.
Everyone laughs.
Fade OUT
Hi Stephen and Max,
I'm about to go teach a two-day workshop, so I don't have time to respond to all the posts, but let me make a few points.
1. 당신 guys are funny. And 당신 can take that in all its meanings and definitions.
2. The hourly rate is not just for the conversation--it includes time to read the material (1 page = 1.5 minutes)and create notes on structure, story, character, dialogue, etc.
3. If 당신 don't use the whole 시간 up (it goes quickly, 의해 the way) 당신 can make use of it down the road for another project, 또는 a revisit to revised material.
4. I do have a discounted rate, but it's contingent upon purchasing a package. When 당신 go into a theatre, 당신 either pay the ticket price 또는 당신 don't. 당신 don't get to say, "Listen, I only want to see the first act of Hamlet--I'll give 당신 a fiver for it. Do we have a deal?"
5. But like I say, you're funny. Look 앞으로 to 읽기 더 많이 emails
All the best,
Steve
I'm about to go teach a two-day workshop, so I don't have time to respond to all the posts, but let me make a few points.
1. 당신 guys are funny. And 당신 can take that in all its meanings and definitions.
2. The hourly rate is not just for the conversation--it includes time to read the material (1 page = 1.5 minutes)and create notes on structure, story, character, dialogue, etc.
3. If 당신 don't use the whole 시간 up (it goes quickly, 의해 the way) 당신 can make use of it down the road for another project, 또는 a revisit to revised material.
4. I do have a discounted rate, but it's contingent upon purchasing a package. When 당신 go into a theatre, 당신 either pay the ticket price 또는 당신 don't. 당신 don't get to say, "Listen, I only want to see the first act of Hamlet--I'll give 당신 a fiver for it. Do we have a deal?"
5. But like I say, you're funny. Look 앞으로 to 읽기 더 많이 emails
All the best,
Steve
If Marty McFly were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Mary McFly
If Doc Brown were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Doc Emma Brown
If Biff Tannen were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Bianca Tannen
That's all i got. I can't think of any others. I can't think of any other gender bent names for the other characters. It's so tough trying to come up with genderbent names that sound similar to their actual names. If 당신 guys could come up with some genderbent names for the ones i forgot, that'd be great ;).
If Doc Brown were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Doc Emma Brown
If Biff Tannen were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Bianca Tannen
That's all i got. I can't think of any others. I can't think of any other gender bent names for the other characters. It's so tough trying to come up with genderbent names that sound similar to their actual names. If 당신 guys could come up with some genderbent names for the ones i forgot, that'd be great ;).