1. Your walls are covered "Avenged Sevenfold" posters and items.
2. 당신 say the last ten concerts they did, despite their location.
3. 당신 follow their tour bus.
4. 당신 find yourself in a situation like that of their song: "A Little Piece of Heaven".
5. 당신 로스트 your contact, and it's somewhere near your Avenged Sevenfold posters, and Avenged Sevenfold CDs.
6. There's a guy at the door and he knows 당신 스톨, 훔친 the new Avenged Sevenfold album.
7. Not even M Shadows can beat 당신 when it comes to remembering lyrics to their songs.
8. When looking down the barrel of a gun, 당신 recite lyrics from: "Betrayed".
9. When you're fighting in a war, the other soilders swear they hear someone 노래 "M.I.A.".
10. When facing your old high school teachers, 당신 sing: "Trashed and Scattered".
11. When meeting a girl who goes too fast, 당신 play "The Beast and the Harlot" for advice.
12. 당신 want the song; "Lost" played at your funeral.
13. 당신 want the song; "A Little Piece of Heaven" played at your wedding.
14. 당신 want the song; "Brompton Cocktail" played while 당신 lay on your death bed.
15. 당신 listen to the song; "Nightmare" after having a bad dream.
16. 당신 play your son/daughter the song; "Nightmare" after they wake 당신 up in the middle of the night with a bad dream.
17. 당신 dance to the song; "Scream" on your first date.
18. Every bat 당신 see has a skull for a body.
19. 당신 can quote anything and everything with an Avenged Sevenfold song.
20. Every essay 당신 wrote in school had an Avenged Sevenfold quote at the beginning.
21. When your car breaks down, 당신 expect that "Bat wings" attachment that mechanic promised 당신 he'd install for 100 extra dollars, will work.
22. 당신 ask the zookeeper where they keep the "Death bats".
23. 당신 stabbed your dog fifty "fuckin'" times when he peed on your Avenged Sevenfold CD collection.
24. Your wife/girlfriend had to take your Avenged Sevenfold CDs away when 당신 fought with her.
25. 당신 want the song; "Almost Easy" played when your wife is having your baby.
26. 당신 didn't 헤로인 your husband when 당신 heard him play "A Little Piece of Heaven" to your kids.
27. "Gunslinger" is all 당신 play on Memoral Day.
28. 당신 think the "Avenged Sevenfold" quote in the bible was made after the band.
29. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what 당신 play in your new Mustang.
30. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what your alarm clock plays when 당신 set it to wake 당신 up.
31. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what 당신 listen to while 당신 sit in your cubicle at work, working through a mountain of paper work.
32. 당신 want to have an "Avenged Sevenfold skeleton" on 상단, 맨 위로 of your gravestone.
33. 당신 can't figure out why you're 프렌즈 got rid of your Avenged Sevenfold CDs. 당신 only played them 70 times to them.
34. 당신 didn't sleep for three weeks when the newest Avenged Sevenfold album was announced.
35. 당신 play "Critcal Acclaim" while 당신 vote in the Preisdental Election.
36. 당신 sing "Critcal Acclaim": when 당신 see the other party win.
37. 당신 tore a guy's arm off for saying Avenged Sevenfold sucked.
38. 당신 held M Shadows at gun point and made him listen to 당신 sing Avenged Sevenfold songs.
39. 당신 held Zacky Vengance at gun point to make him listen to 당신 do a solo of an Avenged Sevenfold song.
40. 당신 literally got the name; "The guy who killed the principle" after he took your Avenged Sevenfold CD from 당신 in class.
41. 당신 play "The Wicked End" while 당신 go on a "Save the Planet" Campaign.
42. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is your idea of romantic.
43. 당신 quite the "Save the Bats!" website because they were saving regular bats.
44. Your 베이스 기타 seems a bit too much like Johnny Christ's.
45. Your electric 기타 seems a bit too much like
Synyster Gates'.
46. Your other electric 기타 seems a bit too much like Zacky Vengeance's.
47. Your drums seem a bit too much like the Rev's.
48. When M Shadows was giving 당신 a high-five at the concert, 당신 pulled him into the crowd and tried to drag him to your car.
49. 당신 own an "Avenged Sevenfold" warehouse.
50. 당신 were told to go to hell after playing "Afterlife" one to many times.
2. 당신 say the last ten concerts they did, despite their location.
3. 당신 follow their tour bus.
4. 당신 find yourself in a situation like that of their song: "A Little Piece of Heaven".
5. 당신 로스트 your contact, and it's somewhere near your Avenged Sevenfold posters, and Avenged Sevenfold CDs.
6. There's a guy at the door and he knows 당신 스톨, 훔친 the new Avenged Sevenfold album.
7. Not even M Shadows can beat 당신 when it comes to remembering lyrics to their songs.
8. When looking down the barrel of a gun, 당신 recite lyrics from: "Betrayed".
9. When you're fighting in a war, the other soilders swear they hear someone 노래 "M.I.A.".
10. When facing your old high school teachers, 당신 sing: "Trashed and Scattered".
11. When meeting a girl who goes too fast, 당신 play "The Beast and the Harlot" for advice.
12. 당신 want the song; "Lost" played at your funeral.
13. 당신 want the song; "A Little Piece of Heaven" played at your wedding.
14. 당신 want the song; "Brompton Cocktail" played while 당신 lay on your death bed.
15. 당신 listen to the song; "Nightmare" after having a bad dream.
16. 당신 play your son/daughter the song; "Nightmare" after they wake 당신 up in the middle of the night with a bad dream.
17. 당신 dance to the song; "Scream" on your first date.
18. Every bat 당신 see has a skull for a body.
19. 당신 can quote anything and everything with an Avenged Sevenfold song.
20. Every essay 당신 wrote in school had an Avenged Sevenfold quote at the beginning.
21. When your car breaks down, 당신 expect that "Bat wings" attachment that mechanic promised 당신 he'd install for 100 extra dollars, will work.
22. 당신 ask the zookeeper where they keep the "Death bats".
23. 당신 stabbed your dog fifty "fuckin'" times when he peed on your Avenged Sevenfold CD collection.
24. Your wife/girlfriend had to take your Avenged Sevenfold CDs away when 당신 fought with her.
25. 당신 want the song; "Almost Easy" played when your wife is having your baby.
26. 당신 didn't 헤로인 your husband when 당신 heard him play "A Little Piece of Heaven" to your kids.
27. "Gunslinger" is all 당신 play on Memoral Day.
28. 당신 think the "Avenged Sevenfold" quote in the bible was made after the band.
29. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what 당신 play in your new Mustang.
30. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what your alarm clock plays when 당신 set it to wake 당신 up.
31. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what 당신 listen to while 당신 sit in your cubicle at work, working through a mountain of paper work.
32. 당신 want to have an "Avenged Sevenfold skeleton" on 상단, 맨 위로 of your gravestone.
33. 당신 can't figure out why you're 프렌즈 got rid of your Avenged Sevenfold CDs. 당신 only played them 70 times to them.
34. 당신 didn't sleep for three weeks when the newest Avenged Sevenfold album was announced.
35. 당신 play "Critcal Acclaim" while 당신 vote in the Preisdental Election.
36. 당신 sing "Critcal Acclaim": when 당신 see the other party win.
37. 당신 tore a guy's arm off for saying Avenged Sevenfold sucked.
38. 당신 held M Shadows at gun point and made him listen to 당신 sing Avenged Sevenfold songs.
39. 당신 held Zacky Vengance at gun point to make him listen to 당신 do a solo of an Avenged Sevenfold song.
40. 당신 literally got the name; "The guy who killed the principle" after he took your Avenged Sevenfold CD from 당신 in class.
41. 당신 play "The Wicked End" while 당신 go on a "Save the Planet" Campaign.
42. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is your idea of romantic.
43. 당신 quite the "Save the Bats!" website because they were saving regular bats.
44. Your 베이스 기타 seems a bit too much like Johnny Christ's.
45. Your electric 기타 seems a bit too much like
Synyster Gates'.
46. Your other electric 기타 seems a bit too much like Zacky Vengeance's.
47. Your drums seem a bit too much like the Rev's.
48. When M Shadows was giving 당신 a high-five at the concert, 당신 pulled him into the crowd and tried to drag him to your car.
49. 당신 own an "Avenged Sevenfold" warehouse.
50. 당신 were told to go to hell after playing "Afterlife" one to many times.
