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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 30
Bartholomew's Departure
June 12, 1953
Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.
Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose* Now to just take off the markers.
Wilson: 저기요 Bart. How did things go?
Bartholomew: Very good. *Takes markers off caboose* How have things been for 당신 so far?
Wilson: Oh, not too bad.
Orion: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engine*
Bartholomew: What did 당신 do so far?
Wilson: Well, I saw Hawkeye, and Stylo bring in a freight train from Denver. They were pulling the train here with a Challenger.
Bartholomew: Ah, interesting. Where are they anyway?
Wilson: At the station.
Orion: *driving engine backwards 다음 to freight train*
Wilson: Oh, 당신 better uncouple that caboose so that Orion can get it off the train.
Bartholomew: Quite right. *Uncouples caboose*
Orion: *Drives back onto track that the freight train is on*
Bartholomew: *Shouting* It's uncoupled!!
Orion: *drives to train*
Coffee Creme: You're going too fast!
Orion: Great, then I can get fired. *Crashes into train*
No one was hurt, but Orion crashed into the freight train so hard, that it rolled down the hump all 의해 itself.
Bartholomew: Great Orion. 당신 see what you've done?
Orion: Yep, and I'm proud of it!
Coffee Creme: 당신 nincompoop.
Red Rose: *Looking at runaway freight with binoculars* They're gonna crash into a tank car...
Bartholomew: Better a tank car then a chemical car-
Red Rose: Carrying chemicals!!
Bartholomew: What?!
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The freight train crashed into the tank car with the chemicals, because it was going too fast.
Wilson: Wow, and I thought I've seen it all back at Korea.
Bartholomew: Stick around with Orion, and Gordon, then you'll want to be fighting in Korea again.
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.
Pete: I know 당신 want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having 당신 sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took 당신 so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the 조랑말 that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive 당신 motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see 당신 in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.
Meanwhile at the train yard.
Bartholomew: *Sitting 의해 signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did 당신 make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would 당신 want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are 당신 leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.
Fourty five 분 later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.
Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease 당신 any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call 당신 back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to 당신 about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... 당신 just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: 당신 did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: 당신 get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the 일 that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.
Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me 당신 were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish 당신 the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill 당신 when 당신 leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about 당신 choose which part of the cake 당신 want first?
Bartholomew: 당신 got me cake?
Pete: Yes sir, vanilla cake, with oranges on it.
Bartholomew: My favorite. Thank you.
Pete: You're welcome.
Bartholomew: *Takes slice of cake*
Hawkeye: What do 당신 plan on doing once 당신 get out of here?
Bartholomew: I might go work on another railroad. I'll go 옮기기 to Manehattan, and find a job for the Neigh York Central.
Stylo: Sounds like a good plan.
Hawkeye: It also seems like everypony that's british, and living in Equestria wants to live in Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Now that 당신 mention that, 당신 do make a good point. *Eating cake* Mmmh, very delicious.
Gordon: I want some cake too. *takes big slice*
Coffee Creme: Leave some for everypony else.
Gordon: Don't be ridiculous. All of 당신 need to lose weight.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, sure we do.
At the end of the party
Bartholomew: *waiting for taxi*
Hawkeye: 당신 know it's gonna be hard to find a taxi at 7:30 PM.
Bartholomew: Not necessarily. It may be 더 많이 difficult to get a taxi in night then 당신 can in the morning, but it's not hard.
Hawkeye: Just saying.
Orion & Pete: *Walk to front of station*
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi*
Bartholomew: Well, this is it.
Orion: Don't kill him.
Pete: Shut up Orion.
Stylo: Goodbye Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good bye all of you. *gets in taxi* Airport please.
Taxi Pony: *drives away*
Orion: 당신 didn't kill him, good.
Pete: Of course I didn't kill him. Listen to me, if 당신 ever want to quit, don't be afraid. Nothing bad is going to happen if 당신 want to leave.
Orion: Meh, I want to stay here. You'll need all the engineers 당신 can get.
Pete: Not necessarily, but I'm glad you're sticking with us.
Orion: I'll stick with 당신 all the way.
The end
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
The season 4 premiere begins.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 30
Bartholomew's Departure
June 12, 1953
Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.
Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose* Now to just take off the markers.
Wilson: 저기요 Bart. How did things go?
Bartholomew: Very good. *Takes markers off caboose* How have things been for 당신 so far?
Wilson: Oh, not too bad.
Orion: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engine*
Bartholomew: What did 당신 do so far?
Wilson: Well, I saw Hawkeye, and Stylo bring in a freight train from Denver. They were pulling the train here with a Challenger.
Bartholomew: Ah, interesting. Where are they anyway?
Wilson: At the station.
Orion: *driving engine backwards 다음 to freight train*
Wilson: Oh, 당신 better uncouple that caboose so that Orion can get it off the train.
Bartholomew: Quite right. *Uncouples caboose*
Orion: *Drives back onto track that the freight train is on*
Bartholomew: *Shouting* It's uncoupled!!
Orion: *drives to train*
Coffee Creme: You're going too fast!
Orion: Great, then I can get fired. *Crashes into train*
No one was hurt, but Orion crashed into the freight train so hard, that it rolled down the hump all 의해 itself.
Bartholomew: Great Orion. 당신 see what you've done?
Orion: Yep, and I'm proud of it!
Coffee Creme: 당신 nincompoop.
Red Rose: *Looking at runaway freight with binoculars* They're gonna crash into a tank car...
Bartholomew: Better a tank car then a chemical car-
Red Rose: Carrying chemicals!!
Bartholomew: What?!
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The freight train crashed into the tank car with the chemicals, because it was going too fast.
Wilson: Wow, and I thought I've seen it all back at Korea.
Bartholomew: Stick around with Orion, and Gordon, then you'll want to be fighting in Korea again.
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.
Pete: I know 당신 want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having 당신 sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took 당신 so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the 조랑말 that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive 당신 motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see 당신 in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.
Meanwhile at the train yard.
Bartholomew: *Sitting 의해 signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did 당신 make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would 당신 want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are 당신 leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.
Fourty five 분 later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.
Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease 당신 any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call 당신 back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to 당신 about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... 당신 just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: 당신 did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: 당신 get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the 일 that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.
Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me 당신 were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish 당신 the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill 당신 when 당신 leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about 당신 choose which part of the cake 당신 want first?
Bartholomew: 당신 got me cake?
Pete: Yes sir, vanilla cake, with oranges on it.
Bartholomew: My favorite. Thank you.
Pete: You're welcome.
Bartholomew: *Takes slice of cake*
Hawkeye: What do 당신 plan on doing once 당신 get out of here?
Bartholomew: I might go work on another railroad. I'll go 옮기기 to Manehattan, and find a job for the Neigh York Central.
Stylo: Sounds like a good plan.
Hawkeye: It also seems like everypony that's british, and living in Equestria wants to live in Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Now that 당신 mention that, 당신 do make a good point. *Eating cake* Mmmh, very delicious.
Gordon: I want some cake too. *takes big slice*
Coffee Creme: Leave some for everypony else.
Gordon: Don't be ridiculous. All of 당신 need to lose weight.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, sure we do.
At the end of the party
Bartholomew: *waiting for taxi*
Hawkeye: 당신 know it's gonna be hard to find a taxi at 7:30 PM.
Bartholomew: Not necessarily. It may be 더 많이 difficult to get a taxi in night then 당신 can in the morning, but it's not hard.
Hawkeye: Just saying.
Orion & Pete: *Walk to front of station*
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi*
Bartholomew: Well, this is it.
Orion: Don't kill him.
Pete: Shut up Orion.
Stylo: Goodbye Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good bye all of you. *gets in taxi* Airport please.
Taxi Pony: *drives away*
Orion: 당신 didn't kill him, good.
Pete: Of course I didn't kill him. Listen to me, if 당신 ever want to quit, don't be afraid. Nothing bad is going to happen if 당신 want to leave.
Orion: Meh, I want to stay here. You'll need all the engineers 당신 can get.
Pete: Not necessarily, but I'm glad you're sticking with us.
Orion: I'll stick with 당신 all the way.
The end
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
The season 4 premiere begins.
