posted by Moonlight_Kitty
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Today is the annual race 일 where participants will compete in a full-blown race around the island. (yeah, today fanfiction is situated on an island) Let us see who's competing today....
In the number one spot is 나루토 Uzumaki. Anything 당신 wish to say Mr. Uzumaki? "Of course," 나루토 says proudly "I'm gonna win this race. Believe it."
In the number two spot is Kiba (who, i may add, is from wolf's rain). Is there anything 당신 want to say? Kiba shakes his head slowly.
In the number three position is Envy. How confident are 당신 about this race? "HOW CONFIDENT AM I," Envy laughs "Let me tell 당신 something. There's no way these losers can beat me, a HOMUNCULUS!" Envy continues to laugh.
On to the 다음 participant.
Our number four contestant is Inuyasha. Anything yu want to tell our readers? 이누야사 smiles smugly. "I'll be the only one winning today."
And last but certanly not least is Tamama. Anything 당신 wish to add? "Yeah, good luck everyone." secretly thinking (when i win then the sarg will see that i'm the best)
It's time to start. Contestants, come to the starting line. As 당신 can see (the 아니메 characters can, but 당신 can, unless 당신 use your imagination)the finish line is on the other side of the island.
The rules are 당신 must run around the island to get to the finish line, no cutting a path through the island. Fighting is allowed, but 당신 can't harm bystanders. 당신 must run. No flying allowed, Envy.
"Hey, what are 당신 talking to me for?"
Anyone who fails to follow these rules will be disqualified. Are 당신 ready?
They all nod.
All the contestants start running, but Kiba slows down. He stops at a wooden board that has a map of the island on it and looks at it closely, deep in thought...
나루토 is in the lead with the others, except Kiba, close behind.
"No way I'm losing to 당신 Naruto," yells Inuyasha.
"Well then, come and get me." 나루토 jumps into a 나무, 트리 and starts jumping from branch to branch. 이누야사 growls and follows.
"morons," Envy says to himself, and starts to pick up the pace.
"Man, this..is..hard," Tamama says, breathing heavily. "Guess I'll go with plan B." He pulls out a remote with one red button on it ans pushes it. A deep rumbling sound comes from the forest and a tank comes out.
"With this I will over come those picaponians!" Tamama jumps onto the tank and drives about a foot when, out of nowhere, lighting comes down and fries Tamama and the tank. Making a beautiful electrifying display.
"What just happened?" Tamama says as smoke drifts off him.
'RULES ARE RULES' boomed a mighty voice.
Tamama jumps and shakily asks "Wwho..."
'I AM THE ENFORCER IN THIS RACE. I MAKE SURE NONE OF 당신 CHEAT. THE RULE WAS 당신 HAD TO RUN, ON YOUR OWN TWO LEGS. YOU..ARE..DISQUALIFIED!'
"I'm sorry sarg, I lost."
Now back to the other racers. And.....it seems as though something has happened, because they are in full battle. 나루토 is throwing kunai and shuriken, but 이누야사 is deflecting them. Back and forth the attacks go until all we see is a 구름, 클라우드 of dust. Finally, they all stop and the dust settles to reveal.....Three Inuyashas.
"What the hell." They say at the same time.
"This isn't funny." The first one says "Change back now."
"What are 당신 talking about," the 초 exclaims "your the imposter."
"When I discover which on of 당신 is ninja boy you're dead." The third glares at the others.
(obviously 나루토 was the one who pissed the others off and started the whole fiasco)
"You can't hide forever."
"A homunculus has to change sometime."
"Ninjusu doesn't last forever."
They all start running to the goal, deciding that eventually Naruto's spell would wear off, then they would beat him to a pulp.
As they near the finishing line the insults continue to fly.
"Homunculus' suck." "Ninjas are stupid." "Your an ugly mutt." "Well 당신 look just like me so what does that say about you."
In a poof Naruto's ninjusu comes undone.
"THERE 당신 ARE!" the other two Inuyashas yell.
"uh, bye." 나루토 runs like the devil is after him. 이누야사 & Envy (who dropped the 이누야사 look) chase after him.
They finally tackle him a yard away from the finish line, and start to wrestle. Then a pair of feet walk up to them and a calm voice says "about time."
They all freeze and look up to see Kiba standing in front of them.
Envy shakes off his shock and jumps up pointing a finger at him saying "Where in the world did 당신 come from?"
이누야사 and Naurto also get up and stare unbelieving at Kiba.
"I thought 당신 stopped." 이누야사 growls.
"I didn't see 당신 pass us. How did you...." 나루토 trails off.
Kiba shrugs "Simple. The rules state that 당신 had to run around the island to reach this goal, correct."
The others nod.
"But it never specifies which side of the island 당신 need to run around." Kiba points to a wooden board(similar to the one he stopped at). "See there, one side of the island has a shorter route than the other. I ran around that side instead."
"That's cheap. I don't believe it." 나루토 looks up and calls "Hey, enforcer, that has to be cheating." (wait how does 나루토 know about the enforcer?)
'RULES ARE RULES. AND KIBA IS RIGHT, WE NEVER SAID 당신 HAD TO RUN ACROSS THAT SIDE OF THE ISLAND'
"This bites," said Envy
"You got that right," agrees Inuyasha
Kiba just shrugs. Then he turns around and heads into the forest as a wolf.
"You know," Envy smirks "We may have 로스트 the race, but we can still have some fun."
이누야사 looks at Envy. Understanding dawned on his face and he smiled back. "Yeah."
나루토 looks from one to the other. "Uh.... bye." He does a series of hand patterns then vanishes.
"You can't hide from me. I can smell him heading that way," says 이누야사 running in the direction 나루토 fled.
"Prepare yourself, worm." Calls Envy, following Inuyasha.
It's going to be a long night for the three of them.