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dragonzord1993 said:
Let me give 당신 some advice: Don't bother with Hetalia. Seriously, for the sake of your brain cells, 당신 do not want to suffer through 더 많이 than one episode. Hell, 당신 already watched one episode too many, and I'm going to list some very valid reasons why 당신 should just stop right there. 1. Story. There is absolutely no plot whatsoever to drive this shitty show forward. Then again, that could probably be attributed to the fact that it parodies WWII, which brings us to the 다음 problem... 2. Parody. The fact that 헤타리아 parodies WWII is already a bad sign. Since it's spoofing and mocking a real world event, that alone gives it less freedom to develop a story and flesh itself out a little (should've followed Excel Saga's example and just parody a different thing every episode). Not only that, but it does a very poor job of spoofing, since not a single joke is funny. That brings us yet again to another problem... 3. Humor... 또는 lack thereof. The only way you'll find 헤타리아 funny is if 당신 like to laugh at 영화 such as Spy Hard, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans (so in other words, if you're a 팬 of 영화 made 의해 Friedberg and Seltzer, 헤타리아 is right up your alley). There is not a shred of good humor to be found. Let me ask this: How is some waste-of-space jerk-off stuffing hamburgers in his mouth funny? How is Britain putting together references to both Dumbledore and Dora the Explorer in a magic spell funny? It's like referencing the Milkshake song while making fun of the Milkshake speech from There Will Be Blood. It isn't funny. 당신 know what it is? It's fucking stupid. 4. Animation. The 'cutesy' artstyle in 헤타리아 is painfully overdone to the point that it looks like what would happen if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was animated 의해 AKOM Productions. Also, I might add that none of the characters are unique in terms of character design, since most of them share the same hair-style and such. Speaking of characters... 5. Characters. This is probably Hetalia's biggest crime. NONE of the characters have any likable qualities whatsoever. 당신 literally have no reason to like any of the characters. Italy is an annoying little 암캐, 암 캐 that needs to be tortured Hellraiser style, 일본 has all the personality of a piss puddle, France is nothing 더 많이 than a shit-eating rapist, Canada is basically a Redshirt character that never dies... I could go on. Not a single character gets any amount of character development, with the exception of America. However, even HIS development (or rather what little he has) doesn't help him much since it's spread out through FIVE episodes. A competent 아니메 such as Cowboy Bebop would give each character reasons to be liked, character development, and would dispense them in usually just one 또는 two episodes. There. I just gave 당신 five valid reasons why 헤타리아 sucks and 당신 should avoid it. If 당신 want a GOOD comedy anime, go check out Soul Eater.
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