F**king Perfect

Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode 의해 and Said "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and said "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and said "Listen if your picking a fight...

Humphrey woke up that morning to a shocking but awesome surprise. Winston was at the base, along with Hutch, Kate and Johnny! He ran from his barracks to the gates of the 늑대 base. The first he came to hug was his brother Hutch. Kate opened her arms expecting him o hug her first.
“Hutch, your Words of Wisdom really helped me! Thanks so much brother!”
“Nope problem Humphrey! I 사랑 당신 too! How did they help?”
“I was saw the flight deck of the plane, and it was so complex. I was in a rush too. Our General was yelling at us and a flashback of 당신 came, and it helped. I 사랑 당신 brother!”...

Author's words: Humphrey is the main character. Some things in the actual A&O world will be changed up. For exapmle, Lilly in Humphrey's sister, and Humphrey' is not as fun-loving. I hope 당신 enjoy this cross!

Humphrey got off the log-boat and carried off his stuff. He needed a ride. He had no idea log-cars were in Jasper too. He howled for Hutch, his brother, to pick him up. Hutch eventually came to pick him up. Humphrey saw Hutch had eyeliner of something.
“Wassup brother!”
“Hey Humphrey!”
“It’s good to see 당신 man!”
“It’s good to see 당신 too!”
Hutch put Humphrey’s...

SO it was Sunday and all humphrey had been doing for the past week was sitting on the 침상, 소파 watching tv eatting going to the bathroom and cutting himself He wasn't like himself thought Curtis and then Humphrey came up with a great idea to get rid of his depression with out cutting himself he thought to make a rap song and test his chances of becoming famous. Curtis thought it was a great idea but he said 'Humphrey 당신 need a make over' and curtis made humphrey look pimp and humphrey had this great idea to put his bang over his left eye and it looked great. Tonight was his first 작살, 공연 and Tony...

IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm 일 in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big 일 for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did 당신 wash your 모피 with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...

After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the 굴, 덴 all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her 심장 ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, 또는 Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...

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It was a dark night when us four woke up in abadoned building with pistols laying on the ground.
Me-"Damn my head"
Hank-"dude were he hell are we?"
Buddy-"I wish I knew"
Just then a growl came out of no were as a hand reached threw the window .
Joanthan-"Oh god"
I pic up two pistols and threw Hank one
Hank-"Holy shit what the hell do u call these 나귀, 엉덩이 holes"
Me-"Piles of shit!!"
Just then we heard screaming coming from the upstairs as we all look at the steps Lily,Ashely,and Rosie shot down the steps.
Lily-"Garth were are we!!!"
Me"I...

Humphrey came in to get his mate Kate for the the moonlight and found Eve smoking weed He said “Hey Eve” “Hey bastard!” replied Eve he walked right 의해 and went to Kate’s room and walked in on her grooming her self he backed away quickly and waited out side and she came out looking 10x hotter than she had the first time she and him had gone to the moonlight howl together they walked up towards the howling rock and Saltey spoted kate and said “Kate is hot” And 저기요 did not know she heard him she kicked him in the face and said “Perv!” and they got to the 상단, 맨 위로 it was beautiful...

After three days of sleeping at my 프렌즈 house i went 집 and as i pulled up the drive i could hear cry of pain and agony and i heard Uriaha's mom yell 'Tell me were Alex went!' and then i got out of my bronco and heard 더 많이 cries of pain and i slamed my bronco's door a i kicked the door open and steped onto the house and Uriaha's mom stoped whipping Uriaha to look at me with a mean angry face and i said 'Listen Uriaha and Katie we are leaving lets go' and we were about to leave when uriaha's mom steped in front of us so i just pushed her aside and we all got in my bronco and left but i...

Eight made his way around the herd of 노새 deer, carefully. To spook them, 또는 make his presence known before he 또는 the other hunt members were ready would be disastrous. He knew what he had to do, it was time to do it, without incident.
He crawled through the tall grass, low as he could get, and as slow and quietly as he could carry himself through. The dry curtain of amber and gold chaffs concealed him very well.
Once in a while he'd peek up, his ears back, green eyes scanning the herd. He was looking for what he was suggested to, any Deer around the outside fringe of the herd. This meant...

Humphrey woke up. It was a fresh morning. Him and Kate were sleeping nose to nose, like they aways did. He yawned. One of Kate's eyes opened. "You're up early." she said.
"Well, I promised to go logboarding with Shakey and Mooch."
"But it's our honeymoon! And what about Saltey?"
"Saltey's... busy. And 당신 can come too." He laughed. "Do 당신 think i'd leave 당신 alone for 더 많이 than a 초 after our wedding night?"
Kate smiled at him. "No. Of course not. But I was hoping for a quiet day. With you."
"It's okay. We'll only do one hill." He smiled back at her. "You don't have to hunt for a few weeks....

Remember that part in Alpha and Omega where Kate finds out she is forced to marry Garth. And notice how she looks like she is about to cry. Why is that. Well, according to a small rumor, there is a scene that lasts about 3 분 that reveals why she is upset, and why Winston never gets angry at her. What 당신 are about to find out may shock 당신 and Disturb you. I must say, I could not sleep for a week, and now when I am either over and Jon's 또는 Phil's (Alphakate21), I get this bad feeling when I am around Kate. I don't know exactly if its fear 또는 what. But, they have been making me feel...