Humphrey Likes Kate's 나귀, 엉덩이

A sound jarred me from my slumber. I had been sleeping since I laid down on the 좌석 the 이전 night, and noticed that I needed to urinate bad, this might be hard with my screwed up ribs. It was quite dark in the Bronco due to it being covered in snow, I could not see out but I knew there had to be a lot from the way it was coming down the night before. But putting that aside, I keened my hearing. Something had moved outside, I swore I heard something bump into my Bronco. I heard 더 많이 rustling, I reached 앞으로 and grabbed the steering wheel and painfully brought myself up to a sitting...

okay since im doing two sreies at the same time im gonna do svaing her one 일 and the fake life the other so on and on but please enjoy


it was 59 degress out in canada and it was a normal 일 for the jasperpark animal obsever nathan but what he didnt know was today was going to change his life forever.
" 저기요 nathan can 당신 check the 늑대 pack d again theres somthing going on " his boss asked. " okay be right back " he answered.
after about twenty he got to the eastern territory checking out to see whats wrong.then nathan hid behind a 부시, 부시 대통령은 observing the pack. " 저기요 boss theres nothing wrong...

Chapter 1: Married Life

Humphreys POV

This story started the night of when the movie ended

I'm so happy I cant sleep Kate is right 의해 my side my childhood crush is finally my wife.

she is so beautiful in the moonlight. I don't know what I was thinking, becoming a lone wolf. The only flaw with Kate Isn't even to do with her but her mum someone I've always feared I'm afraid to even look at Kate when she’s there.

Flash back

back in Idaho meeting Marcel and Paddy. To dancing in the Biker's/Wife's 봉고차, 반 To log 진행 상태, 썰매 타기 down the mountain being chased 의해 a bear.

Back to reality:

Time to get to sleep zzzzzz....

A/N: Please R&C.

"We're your parents, Humphrey." Rose and Jack stood together, smiling at Humphrey. Everyone's jaws dropped from surprise. There was a moment of silence.

"Are 당신 serious?" Humphrey asked.

"Why would we lie about something like that?"

"I don't think you're lying. It's just..." tears started to come out of Humphrey's eyes. Tears of joy. He took a step forward, "I haven't seen 당신 since I was a pup."

"It's about time I met your parents..." Kate smiled. Humphrey lowered his head. He knew he was going to get embarrassed any 분 now.

"And, 당신 are?" Rose asked, looking at her.

Kate...

Look guys, from what I observed just now after being gone on a long road trip today, I can honestly say I am glad I was not around 팬팝 at all on 1-6-12. I found myself mildly disappointed in a few of you, not gonna shout out names but here is the scoop.
Some of 당신 are really taking this whole site a little too seriously, the battles over who is who 또는 whos mate is the real deal is really starting to get childish like no other. Deep down we all know that this is all just a game, even though we would like it to be real, each and every one of us would. Who wouldn't wanna cuddle up with a furry...

"Can't border patrol wait?" Hutch said to himself as he stirred from his deep sleep. It was another average 일 for him: Patrol the border, Hunt, 신고 the day's findings, and many more. It was a everyday rut for him, he was dug in a rut which had no end in sight. "Might as well get it over with." Hutch got up and stretched his muscles which were sore from yesterdays duties. "That tussle with the coyote yesterday sure did it to me." Hutch Said in a irritated tone, the coyote which he had to deal with yesterday gave him a run around he hadn't had in years. Hutch started to walk out of the den...

So far the due dates had been false and Kate herself was honestly growing really impatient with people prodding at her and asking her a bunch of technical 질문 about when she would give birth to her and her mate Jon's son. Finally she gently told Jon one night riding back to the campus in his truck from the grocery store that she had enough of it and would not go in and have them do anything like that again to her 또는 her son. Jon agreed indefinately, he was sick of them also but was too kind to admit it. He just wanted the best for her. The same thing had happened to Katie also and she...

The trip back to my aunties house was thoroughly relaxing after the long walk it took to walk from one end of the sun drenched 바닷가, 비치 to the other historically thriving finish. the car was nice and warm in contrast to the chilly wind that emanated from the sea to our skin receptors and the seats comfortable against our rears (crystal needed this becuse her arse was still sore from the night before).

As we reached the old house it was a welcomed sight to see that no troublesome 고양이 had shit in aunty joys garden (as we feard they might have) and a chance to sit down on aunty joys flowered,frilled,...

"This is the best!" I exclaimed, having the time of my life. "I told 당신 it was fun," Humphrey laughed. "So Humphrey really came up with this, Shakey?" I questioned. Humphrey said he'd thought of log 진행 상태, 썰매 타기 when he was a pup, but I hadn't really believed him. Shakey had nodded in response. I smiled, glad he had thought of something so fun.
We were log 진행 상태, 썰매 타기 down the hill. I was in front, then Humphrey, Salty, Shakey, and Mooch was in back. I was glad Humphrey was the one behind me; he was my 가장 좋아하는 out of their little group. When we were pups, we hung out all the time. In the beginning...

Author note: Sorry people, I was tired and wasn't thinking when I wrote the last two articles- when I wrote that we were surounded 의해 the female wolves-I meant Eve and Lilly surrounded us- ok now 당신 understand.

As we were running away from slutty Eve she yelled: hahaha- one of 당신 guys will fall in my trap and be mine! They ignored her warning and kept running. Bamm! Humphrey yelped as he fell in a pit trap! I went back to the hole and jumped in. What the Fuck are 당신 doing Dillon! Humphrey yelled to me. I'm getting 당신 out of here. Then I picked him up, and threw him out of the pit. Humphrey,...

Author note: sorry for all of my short 기사 previosly, I have been very busy, I hope 당신 enjoy this one!!!! NO SPOILERS! And FYI- Dillon usualy narrorates!

Quickly, I (Dillon) started whispering to Jakob: ok.... we are about to get reaped Jake.... Jakob: but why?!....Me: because I woke up here too at the pack meeting tied to a 나무, 트리 hanging upsidown.... stripped 의해 them (ealier) Jakob: WTF- are 당신 Fucking kidding me!!!! Me: no.... they made me 가입하기 the pack... im now a beta...... my guide is Humphrey... he was showing me around jasper when we found you... and Kate is my mate.... the turned...

So after the happy reunion of the siblings, Katie and I offered Alex to live with us, which he was happy to accept. So I have two 늑대 living with me! Well, that soon turned to 3. After a few weeks, Alex fell in 사랑 with Sapphire, Phil and Kate's new friend. And together they became mates. And after that happened, Phil allowed Sapphire to 옮기기 in with us. So Katie and I gave Alex and Sapphire the guest bed. "So Katie," I asked, "Are 당신 glad 당신 have your little brother back?" I asked. Katie looked at me and smiled. "Yeah, hes my little bro and I 사랑 him. Sometimes he tells me I am like...

As Kate continued to fall, the hotter it got. She was already in sweat. Kate closed her eyes, wishing the heat would go away and that God would protect her. Suddenly, she hit the ground with a thud and opened her eyes. What she saw completely terrified her. People, every 일 people, almost skeletons. Some had bad burn marks, others, well lets not get into too much detail. Kate had never been so scared in her life.

Kate: Wh-Where am I?

???: Your in the inferno, the 집 of the damned and Lucifer himself

Kate looked around to find out where the voice was coming from.

Kate: Who's there?

A man,...

Humphrey awoke dazed and confused. Ow what happened?
did i do something last night? Yes Stupid 당신 Did!
Eve said with a angry tone.I heard and seen Everything 당신 and my daughter did! and now your going to pay for it!Eve I can explain!Humphrey pleaded which fell on deaf ears.Humphrey.....you pissed me off for the last time!so 당신 better start
explaining NOW!! Eve said angrily.or i'll rip your wolfhood off and shove it up your ass!Ok i'm sorry me and Kate mated without your consent!I'm sorry! let it g-Humphrey said before he was cut off 의해 a 펀치 in the face 의해 Eve.Not good enough!now don't make...

Humphrey's POV.

I looked at my brother standing across from me. Kate taped my shoulder. I looked at her.
"Humphrey, he looks just like you." she said. I nodded.
"I know. He's my brother." I told her. Seth started laughing.
"Remeber when we used to trick mom and dad so many times Humhrey?" He laughed. I shook my head. I could not remeber all that. Too much pain.
"Just give me back my pups, Seth." I ordered putting anger in it.
"And what if I don't?" He snarled.
"Then I will have to kill you." I said. I got into a fighting position.
"Then let's fight little brother." Seth snarled. He got down...

Me and Kate confronted Garth and asked why he left. " I wanted nothing to do with my fathers death. All I would have done is sit around for days thinking how I could of prevented the incident." He said in a way that made us remember Tony's death. "You could not have prevented it Garth. Not even if....." I was interupted 의해 Mitch coming onto the back porch with the burgers.

"Here 당신 go, rare and still bloody." He said as he handed each of us one. It was weird at first because Garth, Kate and I were not used to eating 음식 that was not killed 분 before eating it. Even Sandy got a burger...

Humphrey one 일 decided to work on his 샤워 as the door is having problems. However, this time it may cost him his breath, and possibly his life to fix this one.


It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn 샤워 closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday....

Chapter 9

Humphrey's POV

I woke up with the rising sun shining in my fur, and Kate curled up against me. I looked over and saw my mom and dad sleeping in the other corner, but I didn't see Jake anywhere. I slowly got up, trying not to disturb Kate. I walked outside and saw that it was a clear and cloudy day, it was a slightly colder morning then the 이전 ones. I decided to go and try my luck at hunting again, even though I should have waited until Kate gave me some training, but I knew I could do it. I was so close last time, and I'm sure I'll succeed this time. I walked out into the open...

NOTE THIS DOES NOT CONNECT TO MY LIFE AS A 늑대 또는 ANY FUTURE ARTICLE!

It was a fine 일 in jasper not a peep not even a hoot from a owl it was silent too silent

“Sarah im worried”I say shaking sarah
“Don’t worry honey”she says
I Look at my IHowl
“5AM”I Say
I slowly start to sleep but then I hear a low growling and a gurgling sound
“What the hell”i say walking outside
Then i saw it was a 늑대 with skin peeling off it had eyes that were on fire
“Holy!”i say getting cut off 의해 cando who was attacking the zombie wolf
The 늑대 was gaining strength then it ignited in to a fury of flames...

Kate was woken 의해 the sound of her father being attacked! She quickly got up and poked her head out the entrance of the den. She saw Garth ripping and tearing her father apart! She wanted to help him, but she knew that if she did, she would get herself killed. "Only if I could do something" Kate thought, but there was nothing she could do to stop what was happening. Kate laid at the entrance of the cave, but to where she couldn't be seen.
She laid her head on her paw and tried to be still, but suddenly she noticed a shadow had fallen over her. Kate looked up and saw Garth staring at her with...