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"No, no, no, NOO! 당신 can't die! I 사랑 you," wailed Humphrey as he wept over Kate's body.

Winston padded up to him, "Humphrey, she's dead, there's nothing we can do."

Humphrey looked at his pack leader, only to see his own sadness reflected in Winston's eyes.

"No, she can't be dead, she can't be dead, no," he cried. Humphrey then looked over at Tony, "This is your fault! If 당신 weren't so greedy, Kate would still be alive! 당신 old fool, Kate gave her life to save yours, and 당신 don't even have the respect to mourn her."

Tony flinched away from the cold 불, 화재 in Humphrey's gaze. "Tony, I think you...

-bagpipes play`ing- well lay me down... awren cul cul brin wedeful, many men have 총 awren cul cul brin, wedeful lay me down with honors, wedeful aw ren cul cul brin lay--- me down aw ren cul cul brin lay me down wede--ful *gun fire* hutch awoke he wasnt himself he had a different body the body of a husky very dark grey with white on his head going down his back he was chained to a dogsled two other huskie`s 다음 to him one white another solid black with a tad bit of white on his stomache accept it was hutch`s body everyone was asleep hutch tried countless times to break free of the chain,...

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I awoke to the shine of the sun hitting me in the eyes, a women who was opening the window "Who is it" I said rolling over.
I opened my eyes and she was sitting cross-legged on my bed. I sat up, "Hello-" I felt hands slide over my eyes.
"Guess who," said a voice that sounded so fimiliar, I smiled, "hmmm, I have no idea," I grabbed the arms and threw her over my shoulder on to the 침대 landing on 상단, 맨 위로 of her.
Alyssa gasped as I fell on 상단, 맨 위로 of her, "Well that was exciting."
"Alyssa what are 당신 doing in here" I smirked Alyssa laughed and hopped off the...

There are a ton of references in the timeline mainly because with the inclusion of dates, I could slip a lot of fun stuff in there. Right off the bat, any time September 17th is mentioned, that’s a reference to the first movie because that’s the 날짜 it came out.

First off, we have two fictional character birthdays, August 1st, and December 9th, which are the birthdays of The Joker and Oliver 퀸 (a.k.a The Green Arrow) respectively. 다음 is March 15th, 1975 which is the 일 that Terror of Mechagodzilla came out in Japan.

The 다음 날짜 is another movie release date. Arnold’s birthday,...

The 다음 Generation

I guess 당신 could count Fran and Freida’s inclusion in chapter four to be a callback to the fourth movie when they were introduced, and Runt became “King of the Forest”. Also, their idea to hide Oscar in Shadow Forest is a callback to the fourth movie.

When Stinky is telling Martin about how when they were pups, Runt would come 집 with quills in his paws because he kept giving the porcupines hugs, that’s a reference to the fifth movie when Kate finds out that that’s why she’s constantly pulling quills out of him.


Rise of the Hunter

I managed to sneak a namedrop...

I decided to give all the original characters that I came up with their own section, just to explore the origins of their names. There are a couple of “categories” that these names fall under; ones named after 프렌즈 of mine, ones that were just randomly thought of and don’t really mean anything, and then a few based off characters in 영화 and TV.

Only a couple of characters got their names from 프렌즈 of mine. This consists of Owen, Kyle, Adam, Jack, Lucas, Jason, and Lydia. Most of the characters, however, were names that I just randomly thought of to give them a name and have no...

Having Viggo’s redemption take place on Kate and Humphrey’s twenty-fifth anniversary was completely intentional, which consequently gave me the time needed for Lydia to have her pup, which I named Josh, after myself. Why? I just thought it would be kinda cool. And it also helped the story because when Humphrey tries to kill Viggo upon seeing him, that means that for the past half year, he’s still held onto this hate for what Viggo did.

I kinda had to have Kate and Humphrey leave at night, 또는 else it never would’ve been just them that went after Viggo since everyone else would’ve tagged...

This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope 당신 enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. 당신 are warned!


Chapter 5:The ritual of love
Since Kate had awaken from her long nap she had been busy preparing the cave for Humphrey's arrival home. She knew he would be ready this time and she was determined to make the place look absolutely perfect and nice. This way they could reflect back on the very first time...

Chapter 30: The End of the Tale

Kate, Humphrey, and 독사 같은 사람, 바이퍼 arrived at Leyla’s house late that night, but she was still awake and gladly let them in.

“What are 당신 guys doing here?” she asked.

“We came back to live with you,” Humphrey said, “…if you’re okay with that.”

“Of course,” Leyla replied, “but what about the Western Pack?”

“It just hasn’t really felt the same ever since Viggo happened,” Humphrey told her. “And I actually really liked living here with 당신 and Viper. Besides, everyone’s going to be fine. Stinky’s a great leader and he’ll take good care...