Wolf:Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Fox:Shut up.
Wolf:NOUPE.AVI
2:
Wolf:Yo I exploded teh heli! Youihjrrjwizw-
Another Wolf:Wut did u say?
Wolf:I say I EXPLODED TRH HELI AND IDGKLTTLTDNCLSK.
Another Wolf:You are a retarded?
Wolf:NO I am your worst nightma-
*boom*
Another Wolf:What just happened?
A/N:Okay everyone will have a name.
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John:I don't know.. did a...Terrorist just hugged him?
Daniel:From behind?
John: I g-
*Boom*
Daniel:What the hell happened?!
?:You 're Next...
Daniel:Nooo! *Hides under mommy's bed*
?:Lol so coward im just a Rat.
3:
Simeon:Steady...Steady..Hahahahahah!
Someone...

Now greeting to the world vice ala big gong zilla 'alongside skrillex for long! Oh wait, I won't! Ah we a blaze the 불, 화재 make it bun dem!

"Joshua are 당신 sure this is right?"

"I am as sure as your death is pointless"

Humphrey rolled his eyes and walked on. 3 miles of walking and they still weren't at the dead 말 camp.

"Before 당신 say 당신 are looking for someone could 당신 give me a name?"

"Her name is Kate I 사랑 her and she means a lot to me"

"Ha ha 사랑 its a funny thing if 당신 think about it"

Joshua Graham continued walking to the cave of sorrows the hospital of some sort Kate lied in wait clutching...

ok so jon got suspended and everyone else knows well i got a message from him saying its been nice knowing 당신 and he said he left because there is no reason to be here and i thought about it and hes right so heres my letter:*BF3 sound track death of vladimir plays* me:*in russian accent* radiation is like life, a uniqely damaging event perhaps ill stay 5 days more... perhaps, i will quit tommorrow im telling my story here of how noobs came with trolls and set 불, 화재 to this club. im sure 당신 guys dont view it in the same light as i do *examines m1911 pistol in light* *pours vodka* and sometimes...

*wind blows* it didnt take long for the west to fall of course 당신 werent there to see it. but 당신 passed on something to us your hope courage and your strength to rise to the challenge but your body and ashes belong to the west. *wind blows again* *gunfire* *faint voices* *bagpipes play* hutch: 10 hut! *21 diferent gunshots* eve:*crying* whyd they have to die! it was only a couple days from when a great alpha had fallen...... winston. from the cover of darkness tradgedy struck it was november 23rd an eastern sniper was perched on a cliff winston continued walking the took winstons neck the...

I walked into the dense brush hutch alerting me he said; identification! and sniffed me he said ;welcome master. I said ;hello hutch and walked away to a makeshift 굴, 덴 looking to be made of birch wood rocks and a fallen tree. I said ;wow they havent really improved. I walked into the 굴, 덴 and saw all the 늑대 gathering inside for something. just then it hit me it was thanksgiving! so thats why i smell a rotting carcass! as i looked I saw winston in a makeshift throne. he was was saying something I couldnt decifer. he pointed at me and said ;the demon has returned! all the 늑대 howled and...

Stupid Cleverbot.


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User:im a insane wanker.

Cleverbot: 당신 said 당신 were a vampire. Liar.

User: I'm a 늑대 rawr!

Cleverbot: Where do 당신 live?

User: In a den.

Cleverbot: What is the name of it?

User: 집 sweet home.

Cleverbot: Where is the house?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.

User: Behind me.

Cleverbot: There is god behind me.

User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.

Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.

User: Im a wolf.

Cleverbot: You're a furry?

User: Yeah furry wolf.

Cleverbot: I thought 당신 weren't sure.

User: *grrrr...*.

Cleverbot: What...

The sun rise made my eyes hurt when I woke up, it was a cool 일 about fifty degrees. I was still wondering looking for someone to accept a lone 늑대 like me. The sun shined through the little crease in my lonesome den. It meant it was time for me to wake up. I rose from my 침대 which was a little saddening knowing I might not come back to. I put out the 불, 화재 which kept me warm, it was back to the cold bitterness which I was really unpleasement. I picked up a few things that I would need for the search. A flashlight, lighter and any 음식 I can savage of my left overs. Everything seemed ready...

after "Alpha and Omega 2" came out in October and a lotta people kept giving it 10/10 ratings (like me, i loved the sequel), i'm gonna review the original and i'm gonna tell y'all why it's my all time favorite.
"Alpha and Omega 1". So, "Alpha and Omega 1" came out in 2010, it was wrongly slammed 의해 critics for no reason, but it did have a big 팬 base and that's good. Okay, so in "Alpha and Omega 1", Kate and Humphrey are 2 young wolves: Kate's the sexy, responsible Alpha girl in the pack and she kicks a lotta 나귀, 엉덩이 (she's like the 늑대 version of Lara Croft), and she's super hot. And Humphrey's...

Seeing as how The Final War was the big grand finale, I really had no choice but to make as many callbacks as I possibly could, so let’s get started.

There’s a pretty obvious callback to A Hero’s Past in chapter five when Humphrey talks about Arnold and when he got stuck in the 곰 trap and Humphrey had to leave him. It also brings Arnold back to the audience’s mind to make sure they still remember him when he eventually returns.

There’s another callback to A Hero’s Past shortly afterward when Humphrey finds Gerald and the 곰 and jokes about how he and Arnold started something...

I don’t know exactly why I started chapter twenty-eight the way I did. I mean, yeah, there were things that needed to be wrapped up, I guess. I felt like some kind of celebration would be appropriate and that Humphrey might go talk to Runt.

Having him go back to Viggo’s old tent is something else that I’m not sure why I did, but it still felt necessary. After Viggo’s redemption, it didn’t feel right for Humphrey to just be fine about it. He would need some time to reflect on it all. As far as the sword goes, I just thought it would be kinda cool if they used it and Viggo’s memory...

(Note: I have been waiting at least a 년 and a half for this moment. Keeping this secret has been the hardest thing I've ever done and I'm super excited to finally reveal it to 당신 all.)

Chapter 8: Return of a Hero

Evening had come. Viggo was sitting at his desk, back at his main campsite deep in the Northern Region. He didn’t move, simply keeping his elbows on his desk, fingers interlocked, and resting his chin on his hands, a look of contemplation on his face as he stared at the entrance to the tent. Robert stood at Viggo’s side, looking at him, until Viggo spoke.

“Do 당신 know why you...

Chapter 8: Tony's Return

As the morning sun rose, Garth watched as another 일 began. Another 일 that his parents were gone on their hunting trip. It had been over a 월 now and he wasn’t sure how much longer it would be before they returned.

The 일 passed in the same way it had been passing for the past month. Garth would usually wake up early and sit at the entrance of the den, waiting for his parents to return. He would wait for around half an 시간 또는 더 많이 and would then eat breakfast with Scott and Carly, who continued his alpha training in Tony and Clara’s absence.

The recent torrential...

Chapter 3: Like Father, Like Son

Back in the Central Pack around a 년 또는 so later, spring had just arrived, and young Humphrey was a mischievous, rambunctious three-year-old omega, happily playing with the other pups in his pack.

He had become particularly close 프렌즈 with another omega pup named Steven. The two played together nearly every day. While the pack was small, that didn’t mean there weren’t great places to play. One of the most 인기 was a large hillside near the southern border close to where the omega’s dens were. The alpha dens were farther to the north.

Adam would usually...

Episode 4

*Jasper National Park, Canada*

Nick Wolfe: *Sitting 다음 to Princess* Princess, why does Clash work for your father if he abused him?

Princess: Clash grew up a living weapon...he so powerful, that he was banished from the pack. This was before Kate and Humphrey united the packs.

Nick Wolfe: But why does he support King?

Princess: King got him a comfortable spot in the Rogues. He betrayed his original kind for power and greed.

Nick Wolfe: *Sighs* So I guess there is no turning back for him.

Princess: I still think he can be saved. What do 당신 think, Wolfe?

Nick Wolfe: Yeah! Anyone can become...

Inspired 의해 a true story. Also no offence to Kate fans

Humphrey woke up the 다음 morning. There was something peculiar going on. He smelled Faolan on Kate. Then he realized what happened, She’s cheating on him for Faolan! He started to rage.
“Kate! Get up! Now!”
“Err. Humphrey, it’s early.”
“Don’t act all innocent! 당신 screwed Faolan!”
“Humphrey, I can explain!”
“No! It’s over between us! We’re divorcing!”
“Humphrey! Please!”
Humphrey got in the new car, which was a Nissan Armada, and sped out to Hutch’s house.
“Hey, Humphrey, what’s up?”
“Kate,...

Ah...Alpha and Omega.

I know I'm, like, 8 years too late to 가입하기 the fandom, but dang it, my interest in this franchise has returned and I'm gonna talk about it. Let's start at the beginning, which is a pretty good place to start, in my opinion.

I was about 12 when the original movie came out, and, as someone who craved stories about animals, I ate it up. I watched the trailer about a million times, and rented the movie from Redbox as soon as it was out on DVD (why I didn't ask to see it in theaters, the world may never know). To put it simply, I loved A&O 1. Looking back on it now, I still...

What Happened in the Woods?

“Marcel! Paddy! Watch them!” yelled Kate as she ran back into the forest for Humphrey.

Kate followed the sounds of gunshots to go and help Humphrey, hoping it wouldn’t be too late before we was shot and taken away from the hunters. As she ran closer and closer she could hear screams from the distance. Screams of pain and agony, as if someone was being tortured in slowly and painful way. Kate couldn’t make out who’s voice that was, which made the alpha even 더 많이 worried and sped up as fast as she possibly could. The sounds stopped, and so did the sound of...

Anna asked, “ what for” and Luetsun responded, “ I may need to command some 개 defending the druids.”
Anna stepped aside and said, “ 의해 all means.”
Luetsun went to the center of the cavern and began howling the haunting tune of Annakkuu.


He then went to Annakkuu’s court, bowed at the drakes paws and said, “ Annakkuu, if 당신 predicted the Mexico job, I’m sure 당신 know what I’m going up against.”
Annakkuu responded, “ I do, Luetsun, sometimes, one must do what he does not want to, however, if it is right, then it must be done. I will not allow 당신 to alter time, so you...

저기요 guys. I'm terrible sorry for the long wait ^^; I hope 당신 guys feel the chapter was worth the wait. Enjoy.

After Nars asked her to go on a date, Daria went 집 and got her porcupine family to help. Fran, Frieda and Daria were in the pond as the two porcupines washed Daria's fur.

"My goodness Daria, you're growing up so fast. I can't believe you're already go on a 날짜 with another wolf," Fran commented with joy.

"I knew 당신 would snag yourself a man sooner 또는 later," Frieda added.

"It's just a miracle that Nars wanted to ask such a dull she-wolf like me on a date," Daria said.

"Oh come now...