Alright, just because i'm 글쓰기 a parody doesn't mean i 사랑 Kate 또는 the movie any less. Purely for comedy.
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I SAID LEFT 당신 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 늑대 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey said raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 나무, 트리 splintering his left ribs.
Until 다음 time. To be continued...
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I SAID LEFT 당신 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 늑대 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey said raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 나무, 트리 splintering his left ribs.
Until 다음 time. To be continued...