*Rated T for all the usual reasons, 당신 have been warned!*
"Humphrey wake up! Wake up man we got another lesson today!" Humphrey's eyes opened a little, he saw the lean, powerful figure of Garth standing over him. "Um wait, whoa, what?" "Its almost noon Humphrey get your scrawny butt up!" Humphrey finally came around and opened his eyes all the way and looked around. The cave was brilliantly lit with warm autumn sun, Kate still sound asleep snored softly. Humphrey remembered what he and Kate did the 이전 night and how tiring it was.
"Last night was amazing Garth 당신 should have seen me!" Humphrey said lazily. "No way! 당신 actually tried it?" Humphrey nodded and grinned sheepishly at Garth. "It was awesome, don't think Kate liked it too much but secretly I kinda did, it was very exhausting though." Garth looked at him through concerned eyes. "Humphrey I don't think that that was Kate's actual mating cycle, it may have just been a desire she felt. Like I said yesterday Lilly's been doing the same thing, but I refuse to mate until I know for certain." Humphrey's grin fell off almost instantly.
"You mean that we wasted all the years worth of 강아지 I had inside of me?" "Actually it dosen't work like that Humphrey. The 'puppies' that 당신 have inside of 당신 always come back no matter what. Kate's cycle should only be once a 년 and if this was it than great but if it wasn't than you'll have to wait until it does." Humphrey looked confused and taken back. "You mean...?" Kate stirred and Garth and Humphrey did not hesitate to scram from the cave out into the sun. Humphrey did not want Kate to think that he had missed nearly half a day's worth of hunting lessons; especially if she did in fact have pups on the way!
Kate woke, dazed and sore from the 이전 night. Her whole area down there hurt a little; she could not believe just how big Humphrey was! The sun glared in warming her body, it felt good.
She looked behind her but Humphrey was not there and she remembered that he had another lesson today with Garth. She hoped training him would be over soon. He was gone all 일 for the past week and a half and she was beginning to crave his company 더 많이 and 더 많이 during the long hours spent in the cave 의해 herself.
She felt bad about how mean she had been to Humphrey last night, snapping at him, and muttering things under her breath about him. She never recalled a moment in her life when she detested herself as bad a she did now. She would apologize to him tonight when he returned from his hunting lesson.
Garth concluded at the end of Humphrey's short lesson that he would soon be ready to take on a real caribou soon. The 날짜 was set. Humphrey would get 2 days to get fully rested and then he would attempt under Garth's supervision to bring down a caribou 의해 himself. Humphrey was really excited that he would soon be able to take down his first caribou! Nothing would mess up his first hunt!
"Humphrey wake up! Wake up man we got another lesson today!" Humphrey's eyes opened a little, he saw the lean, powerful figure of Garth standing over him. "Um wait, whoa, what?" "Its almost noon Humphrey get your scrawny butt up!" Humphrey finally came around and opened his eyes all the way and looked around. The cave was brilliantly lit with warm autumn sun, Kate still sound asleep snored softly. Humphrey remembered what he and Kate did the 이전 night and how tiring it was.
"Last night was amazing Garth 당신 should have seen me!" Humphrey said lazily. "No way! 당신 actually tried it?" Humphrey nodded and grinned sheepishly at Garth. "It was awesome, don't think Kate liked it too much but secretly I kinda did, it was very exhausting though." Garth looked at him through concerned eyes. "Humphrey I don't think that that was Kate's actual mating cycle, it may have just been a desire she felt. Like I said yesterday Lilly's been doing the same thing, but I refuse to mate until I know for certain." Humphrey's grin fell off almost instantly.
"You mean that we wasted all the years worth of 강아지 I had inside of me?" "Actually it dosen't work like that Humphrey. The 'puppies' that 당신 have inside of 당신 always come back no matter what. Kate's cycle should only be once a 년 and if this was it than great but if it wasn't than you'll have to wait until it does." Humphrey looked confused and taken back. "You mean...?" Kate stirred and Garth and Humphrey did not hesitate to scram from the cave out into the sun. Humphrey did not want Kate to think that he had missed nearly half a day's worth of hunting lessons; especially if she did in fact have pups on the way!
Kate woke, dazed and sore from the 이전 night. Her whole area down there hurt a little; she could not believe just how big Humphrey was! The sun glared in warming her body, it felt good.
She looked behind her but Humphrey was not there and she remembered that he had another lesson today with Garth. She hoped training him would be over soon. He was gone all 일 for the past week and a half and she was beginning to crave his company 더 많이 and 더 많이 during the long hours spent in the cave 의해 herself.
She felt bad about how mean she had been to Humphrey last night, snapping at him, and muttering things under her breath about him. She never recalled a moment in her life when she detested herself as bad a she did now. She would apologize to him tonight when he returned from his hunting lesson.
Garth concluded at the end of Humphrey's short lesson that he would soon be ready to take on a real caribou soon. The 날짜 was set. Humphrey would get 2 days to get fully rested and then he would attempt under Garth's supervision to bring down a caribou 의해 himself. Humphrey was really excited that he would soon be able to take down his first caribou! Nothing would mess up his first hunt!
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, 또는 ROTFLMAO!"
Start using 페이스북 for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 페이스북 accounts.
Lose 20 pounds 의해 going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 일 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at 스타벅스 this year.
Lose weight 의해 inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a 비밀번호 other than "password"
Start using 페이스북 for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 페이스북 accounts.
Lose 20 pounds 의해 going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 일 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at 스타벅스 this year.
Lose weight 의해 inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a 비밀번호 other than "password"
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the 거리 with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
저기요 pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe 당신 can call me;
keep lookin like 당신 aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
당신 look at me like im some shit,
yeah 당신 cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind 당신 way 'bove my height
how bout i give 당신 an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no 더 많이 less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the 거리 with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
저기요 pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe 당신 can call me;
keep lookin like 당신 aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
당신 look at me like im some shit,
yeah 당신 cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind 당신 way 'bove my height
how bout i give 당신 an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no 더 많이 less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck 당신 all.
Play down 의해 the 거리 while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no 더 많이 rhymes
Now 당신 die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause 당신 개 chewed up ya collars,
펀치 ‘n kick show how 당신 win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
당신 breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck 당신 all.
Play down 의해 the 거리 while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no 더 많이 rhymes
Now 당신 die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause 당신 개 chewed up ya collars,
펀치 ‘n kick show how 당신 win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
당신 breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
