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posted by snazzywolve53
Author note: This is my first chapter of my novil- it will take a bit for the story to go to Jasper so deal with it.

Boom! The thunder crashed again at Idaho (im not telling 당신 people what town). I was waiting for my bus to take me home. How was school Dillon? Asked my friend Jakob. (FYI-I don't give a damm if 당신 thinkk i spelled his name wrong cause i didn't!) It was gay as usual. How was it gay! Did 당신 rape your fucking 늑대 friend from the gay movie your soo ubsessd with? Tony the asshole asked. No dipshit!, I was trying to take my test when I heard 당신 pleasuring yorself, wishing it was your mom! Dillon at least shes a female, but u wish u got raped 의해 HUMPrey- a guy wolf!Oops! I meant 당신 let Humprey hump 당신 and 당신 enjoyed it! Your such a Fag Tony! Finally, it was my stop. Bye Matt. Then I got off the bus and I was sprinting home. I made it to my driveway still sprinting so I wouldn't get drenched, BOOM! the thunder clapped and lightning sapped my driveway and created a black hole! Holy shit! Help, its sucking me in! As i was trying to climb out the black hole sucked strong winds and it blew a rock right into my head, and i fell unconshis.

I woke up confused, because i remember the black hole sucking me in, but now im laying on the back of a carabou! Holy fuck im surrounded 의해 carabou now! Oh shit! Stampede! They are running so fast and i don't know why- if i jump ill be crushed 의해 others! then i clenched on tight to its neck. I felt something uncomfterble in my pocket..... FUCK IM 안전한, 안전 ITS MY DAGGER! Then I grabbed it out of my pocket and slit the carabous neck and it colapst on the ground. All the other carabou ran around it and kept running further in the distance. Then I saw a huge group of figures that look like... Holy shitt its a pack of wolves..... Holy shit.. not just any wolves... its Kate, Garth, Cando, Hutch, and all the other alphas from the pack! OOps- i said that outloud, and they heard it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, they started to growl at me. Who the fuck are you, How do 당신 know our names Human! shouted Garth. I am Dillon, I whatched alpha and omega- a movie about you. What the fuck is a movie! How did 당신 get here! shouted Kate. A black hole sucked me in, and i fell un conshis,and i woke up on a carabous back during the stampede, where am i. your in jasper park canada answered Kate,.............. (i couldn't answer to that cause cando tackled me and choked me untill i fell unconshis)
 The front of the pack- this is how mad they were when they saw me....
The front of the pack- this is how mad they were when they saw me....
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posted by TimberHumphrey
i really don't wanna review this movie. i really, REALLY don't wanna review it. but since i had the balls to go and watch it.... this is my review/rant on the one and only..... Norm of the North..... god, help me!

so, Norm of the North follows the story of Norm, a polar 곰 voiced Rob Schneider - cause why the fuck not? - who's the prince of the Arctic (i think?) and spends most of his time twerking (yea, 당신 heard me right: the 곰 TWERKS!!) while listening to shitty pop songs on his iPod and saying some of the worst jokes i've ever heard! he's not like any other polar 곰 considering he...
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