The 다음 morning, I didn’t find Humphrey 다음 to me. I first thought he was in the bathroom, but the lights were out.
“Humphrey!” I called.
I went to the garage. Sure enough, he was. Bella and Humphrey were talking and rubbing noses.
“Hey, Humphrey! 저기요 Bella girl!”
“Hey, man! I was just talking to Bella. She is a very awesome dog!”
I approached the two of them, “She sure is!”
I kissed all over her face like I always do. I 사랑 her very much.
“I’ll just leave 당신 two to chat.”
I left and Bella and Humphrey continued to talk.
“Uriah has been very good to me. I 사랑 him in many ways, and He is the perfect owner!”
“Really?”
“Well, he could let me in the house 더 많이 often, and possibly leave the door open for longer, but besides that, he’s good.”
“How long have 당신 two been with each other?”
“About three years, I was about one when he got me, and yeah. You’re so lucky to be able to mate with him. With me, It would be like mating with my brother.”
“You’re a very sweet and loving dog worthy to have him.”
“You are making my opinion on 늑대 better. I’m actually starting to like 늑대 now.”
Humphrey rubbed Bella’s back, “I 사랑 you! Well, as a friend!”
“I 사랑 당신 as an in-law.”
“In-laws hate each other.”
“Then as a friend.”
Humphrey left the 차고 and came to me.
That 일 came and went. Now the 다음 일 is what happened. Alex and I were hanging around along with another one of my friends, Austin.
“What do 당신 think of him?” Austin asked pointing to Alex.
“He’s gay!” I joked.
“I’m not gay, bitch!” Alex also joked about the 암캐, 암 캐 part.
He kicked me lightly, just as play, but a campus monitor saw this and brought Alex back.
“God, both of us were just playing,” I said.
“What just happened?” Humphrey asked.
“He got pulled away because we were joking with each other.”
“Oh.”
The campus monitor came back over, “You called him gay?”
“Just as a joke, we were joking with each other.”
“Both of 당신 to the office.”
Humphrey tried to follow us but she stopped him, “You can’t go.”
Alex and I both wrote the incident 신고 and talked to Mr. Braxton, my Vice Principal. We both had Detention Monday.
“God we got detention for horseplay!”
“Whoever made these rules are a bitch!” Alex said.
I laughed, “Good one!” I said as I high fived him.
I got to class, “What happened?” Humphrey asked.
“I got detention.”
“Aww, I’ll cheer 당신 up tonight!”
“SWEET!” I said a little too loudly and the class laughed.
“What was that?” Mrs. England asked.
“Sneeze.”
These 다음 events are disturbing, beware!



That night, Humphrey and I got to bed, “I can’t believe my parents aren’t mad.”
“I told 당신 I’d give 당신 the special.”
I gripped Humphrey, “Give it to me!”
“Lay the other way.”
“… Alright.”
Humphrey started mounting me from the back and brought his paw onto my what he considers organ of love, and gave a me a hand job, 또는 his this case paw job. I was getting pleasure from both sides at once! It was probably the best feeling ever it was unbearably awesome!
“Ah! Humphrey! This is great! Keep! Oh!”
“I feel it coming to you?”
“Not yet!”
“Alright!”
Humphrey took him out of me to prevent his orgasm but soon enough I was ready.
“It’s coming!”
Humphrey put himself back in me and the orgasm came from both sides! I became paralyzed! I couldn’t 옮기기 because the feeling was just so great! It ended.
“Holy Crap! That was great!”
“Thanks.”
“Dude, I became paralyzed!”
“Really?”
“Yeah!
“Well, I tried my best!”
I finished off trying to give him the best I can.