I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.
"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if 당신 don't know how to operate one, 당신 probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.
In the event of a sudden loss of 선실, 캐빈 pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
If 당신 have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If 당신 are traveling with two 또는 more...
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