I decided to share it here with 당신 guys because I didn't want it to be 로스트 forever :) Lemme know if any of 당신 happened to be one of the people who came up with these answers, 또는 if 당신 were a 24umer and remember it!
Why did the Chicken 십자가, 크로스 the Road?
Teri: What do 당신 MEAN the chicken crossed the road??
Nina: Relax Teri, just because the chicken crossed the road doesn't mean we can't get him back.
Jamey: I needed the money, the chicken promised me $300,000 if i helped him 십자가, 크로스 the road.
Heller: But if the chicken crossed the road, that means he would be on the OTHER SIDE!
Audrey: Please, Jack, don't hurt the chicken.
Kim: I'm sorry, Dad, I can't give 당신 the chicken right now.
Chloe: The chicken probably used a Minkowski Algorithm to calculate the easiest trajectory to 십자가, 크로스 the road.
Jack: Dammit Chloe! Just tell me where the chicken is NOW!
Bill: That chicken has proven it deserves its autonomy!
Submitted 의해 user GreenPatriot
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Chloe: Why the hell do we care about a stupid chicken anyway? Can't 당신 just let me do my job?
Edgar: Chloe, my mother lives on the other side of that road. I can't let the chicken get there.
Logan: Martha, if i don't let that chicken get to the other side these people are going to start killing off the other farm animals!
Martha: Charles, 당신 just don't care what happens to the people on the other side do you? 당신 and your stupid farm animals!
Submitted 의해 user Palmerfan12
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
The chickens are all running away from the 24 writers....they want to live.
Sumbitted 의해 user desslergirl
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Chloe: Fine! I was gonna 십자가, 크로스 the road anyway!
Submitted 의해 user jebm24
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Marie Warner: I told it "You think you'll will be 안전한, 안전 on the other side of that road? 당신 won't be"
Andre Drazen: Because the sun went down and the sudden darkness disoriented the chicken
David Palmer: I told that chicken to stay on the other side of the road. Damn it chicken, why are 당신 defying me?!
Logan: I have no idea. Mike, why do 당신 think he crossed the road?
Aaron Pierce: Why is the chicken on the other side of the road, how did he get there and why was i not informed?
Submitted 의해 user ctuSanDiego
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Sherry: David today is either about chickens crossing the road, 또는 winning the primary. It can't be about both.
Submitted 의해 user IDreamOfJack
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Kim: Oh my gawd Dad...why do the chickens around 당신 always die?!
Submitted 의해 user Canada Ctu
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Kim: The chicken crossed the road bec-*Kim gets kidnapped*
Submitted 의해 user rundll32
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Shari Rothernburg: I need to get to the other side before the rooster inappropriately touches me.
Submitted 의해 user Gatsby
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Meanwhile in the situation room....
Buchanan: Hello, Mr. President. You're on with me, Lynn McGill, Chloe, Edgar, and Audrey Raines. Also Jack Bauer in the room.
Logan: So what have we got guys?
Buchanan: Right now we're tracking a chicken that happens to be our only lead. We just observed the chicken has crossed the road over the live satellite feed.
Logan: Do we know why the chicken crossed the road?
Buchanan: No, not yet. But our best intelligence so far indicates that the chicken's crossing of the road does indeed have something to do with today's events.
Logan: I need 당신 to find out why that chicken crossed the road.
Buchanan: We are investigating that right now.
Jack: Give me the chicken suit.
McGill: Chicken suit? Absolutely not! Division protocol strictly forbids us from using the chicken suit during a time of crisis!
Jack: DAMMIT! Let me use the chicken suit!
Buchanan: What do 당신 need the chicken suit for Jack?
Jack: I can go undercover. If I put on the chicken suit, I might be able to establish a cover with the chickens down at the chicken coup on the other side of the road.
Buchanan: Alright Jack do it. Edgar I want 당신 to maintain constant satellite surveillance on this operation and pull up the schematic for the chicken coop. I want us in constant contact for when Jack "goes chicken."
Submitted 의해 user Strawman2K
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Jack: Because it was in flank 2 positions on the other side.
Richard Heller: I don't have too answer that! 당신 have no right to ask me that! This is illegal!
Mike Novick: With all due respect, this is a personal matter.
Stephen Saunders: Even if i told you, 당신 wouldn't understand.
McGill: What?! You're wasting my time, so i would appreciate it if 당신 would stop asking me stupid 질문 and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! THANK YOU!!!
Shari Rothenburg: 당신 were staring at my boobs while 당신 were asking me that question, weren't you?
Submitted 의해 user iamnickname
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Nina: Get with the real world Jack-the chicken was paid.
Chloe: Maybe to get to the other side, duh! Now let me scan these connections, I have work to do.
셰리 주, 셰리, 셰 리 Palmer: I know how 당신 feel chickey, talk to me. We have common interests here.
Jack: I'm gonna need a fryer.
Submitted 의해 user Vesin
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Edgar: Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Chloe: Shut up, Edgar!
Submitted 의해 user Almeidafan22
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Jack: WHERE ARE THE S-EGG-TOX CANISTERS?!
Chicken: Cluck?
Jack: 당신 DO NOT WANT TO 십자가, 크로스 THAT ROAD WITH ME!
Jack: *pulls out PDA* Chloe, it's Jack. 업로드 the schematic of the henhouse, I need to get in!
Submitted 의해 user corsilab
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Jack: Why did 당신 break it off?!
Audrey: Because the chicken wasn't YOU, Jack
Submitted 의해 user GinaT1000
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Jack: Mr. President I believe the chicken is trying to 십자가, 크로스 the road to pass the deadly bird flu virus.
President: Jack, can 당신 stop him?
Jack: Yes, Mr. President but i think thats all the information 당신 need to know. Chloe, I need 당신 to check cell phone records of the chicken and find out who is giving him information...
Chloe: Jack, I'm already on it but 당신 aren't going to like what I found...
Jack: Chloe, what is it?!
Chloe: Jack, Audrey has been sleeping with the chicken. The chicken caught the virus from Audrey. I talked to a farmer in Iowa and he remembers them being together.
Jack (interrogating Audrey): DAMN IT AUDREY! Why have 당신 been sleeping with the chicken? Why didn't 당신 tell me?
Audrey: I wanted to tell you. It started with a little peck on the cheek and one thing led to another. But i broke it off.
Jack: Why did 당신 break it off?!
Audrey: Because all i could think of was you....
Submitted 의해 user zulran
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Down at the hotel, 셰리 주, 셰리, 셰 리 Palmer has just destroyed the chicken....
Palmer: Why did 당신 do it Sherry? It hurts me so much to know i was right.
Sherry: What are 당신 talking about David?! It is just a damn chicken get over it! And what do 당신 mean 당신 were right?
Palmer:*Pulls chicken out of his 셔츠 pocket and gives it CPR as it inflates to its original size*
Sherry: How could 당신 David?!
Palmer: Now I'm going down to that press conference and telling them why the chicken really did 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Sherry: Please David! NO! Please! Think of what 당신 are doing to your family! Not the chicken David, anything but the chicken!
Bierko: Let us kill the chicken and we will leave all 당신 hens alone
Logan: What am i going to do Mike?
Mike: I have some bad news
Logan: What is it Mike?
Mike: The first hen got into the motorcade with the chicken
Logan: What?!
Mike: I'm sooooo sorry sir
Logan: Pray with me, Mike. Pray with me to the all knowing chicken
Mike: Ummmm sir, I'm not a religious man
Logan: Please Mike...
(A few 분 later)
Mike: CTU is on the phone for you
Logan: Hello?
Bill: We just found out that there might be a hit on the chickens motorcade we are alerting secret chickens saving society right now
Logan: Oh, good (hangs up) Dammit now Bierko is going to think I told Bill and he is going to 십자가, 크로스 the road and kill all our hens!
Submitted 의해 user lizt24
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Henderson: 당신 have my word, sir. I'll make sure that the chicken crosses the road before Jack Bauer and Wayne Palmer can get to it. I will not let 당신 down, sir.
*Shocking reveal of who Henderson's talking to*
Logan: See that 당신 don't.
Submitted 의해 user Viking 2002
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Buchanan: Chloe, we don't have time for your chicken disorder!
Submitted 의해 user damojo
Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
Miles: Chloe, why did the chicken cross?
Chloe: Are 당신 serious?! If 당신 want details, I'll file a report!
Submitted 의해 user iwfergie24
I hope 당신 enjoyed 읽기 this :)
