YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO 24 WHEN....
...'Dammit!' is the only word 당신 know.
...you make the Chloe!face in times of aggravation.
...you know what a Chloe!face is.
...you expect a major event to take place every 시간 in your life.
...you are always in a hurry and screaming 'we're running out of time!'
...you see a bit player in 24 on another show and go 'they were in 24!'
...you want to have children only so 당신 can name them after someone on the show.
...you are always suspicious of your co-workers being the mole.
...you expect every woman 당신 see with Kiefer Sutherland to suffer after they sleep with him.
...you can think of a thousand different ways to get someone to tell 당신 what 당신 want to know.
...you will never look at a wet towel the same way again.
...you are offended when people claim Obama was the first black president. Hello, PALMER!
...you expect a 스플릿, 분할 screen to pop up when 당신 are on the phone with someone.
...you get a little too excited when 당신 hear a clock tick.
...you trust NO ONE.
...Chloe taught 당신 everything 당신 know about computers.
...you see a 스플릿, 분할 screen done on any other film 또는 tv project, 당신 get annoyed.
...the number '24' is not just a number, it's a way of life for you.
...dramatic events happen in your life, 당신 pretend there's a silent clock and weep.
...you remember the exact place 당신 were in & time that 당신 first saw mention of 24.
...you still mourn Edgar, and mimic Chloe's silent 'Edgar' when 당신 think of him.
...you are STILL talking about the season 1 finale and its impact on 당신 - 10 years later.
...you are always digging up dirt on people 당신 know to use for blackmail. There's always something.
...you make 'must worship 24' a requirement on your list of potential dates.
Special thanks to PF & my mom who helped me come up with a couple of these!